#hellpride

[hazbinned]

@ alastor ( stop ignoring his face time calls )

Alastor was tucked up in bed, blankets pulled up to his nose. After everything that had just transpired, even he who rarely slept needed a good night's rest.

He should have known that the Duck Lord was going to pull something stupid. He just hadn't expected him to stoop to sliding printed out images underneath his door.

Sitting up, Alastor shot a tentacle out toward the abhorrent thing, and brought it up to his face. He leaned over to ignite his kerosene lamp, adjusting his monocle as he prepared to take in the abomination in all its duckish glory.

"I showed you my duck..." he read aloud, completely missing the punchline. "Please respond."

Uncanny. Why was it at that angle? Why did it look so pompous? Was it wearing a top hat?

Assuming the 'king' was still at the door, Alastor called out: "PLEASE RESPOND TO WHAT?!"

[gctchell]

"STOP IT! LEAVE THAT HOMOSEXUAL ALONE!"

[steelgrey-angel]

@hellpride Started following steelgrey-angel

"Oh um..K-King Lucifer!"

Vaggie almost walked straight into a wall at his sudden appearance, dropping her spear and everything just to give the Archangel a shy curtsy. That's uh...what you did for royalty right? You bowed or whatever? Man she was bad at this.

"I'm sorry I didn't know you'd be visiting today, sir...King? King Lucifer Sir. I um...sh-should I get Charlie or-...?"

[fizzarollitm]

📱 @hellpride

Contact Name: Ken'ough

Contact Photo:

Ringtone: 🍎

🤡: bring ur brats w u 🤡: actly dnt come 🤡: barbie can come 🤡: not u

[v0xp0pvli]

continued x hellpride bingo - @hellpride

He looked at Lucier, then down at the bingo. He snatched the paper from the King's hand before staring at it

"Oh wait..." He marks 'Heaven on Shitlist', and hands the paper back. "I forgot to mark that, and if you mean 'Obsessed with you' or a general question cause you seem like a brat. That would be..." He thought about Valentino, then a stupid red deer started to creep into the corner of his mind, and he frowned. "Sure, you're runner up. Whatever."

[bringsin]

@hellpride

"sir! sir!" niffty scuttles up to him excitedly, grin taking up half of her face. "i caught a live one! his name is jared and he is a convicted felon!"

[cannideer]

@hellpride sent in: “Well, we’re not too conspicuous.“

❝Oh  no,  not  too  conspicuous  at  allll.❞  His  tone  dripped  with  sarcasm.  This  under  grown  bird  brain  had  really  out  done  himself  with  the  rebuild  of  the  hotel.  It's  tacky  and  lost  all  the  charm  it  once  had.  At  least  the  damn  hill  was  still  there  for  people  to  suffer  walking  up.

❝You  might  as  well  put  your  name  on  a  building  with  giant  neon  lights.❞

[originemesis]

give me the egg, adam

A cassowary hiss and wings raised over his head- "FUCK OFF."