#hazbinned

[blitzbuckz]

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「𝐒𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄!」 || prompts / ( accepting. )

 𐔌🐎 𐦯 AAA ROBOTIC OOMPA LOOMPA!!! WTF IS THAT?! i'm dead x'D that's what i love about you though. you never fail to liberate the world/dash from depravity/negativity. you find ways to be everyone's light. even when stuff is going on in your life, you don't let that change you. you are a very very strong person and i admire you immensely. also people who could juggle more than one muse always has my deepest respect. keep up the bang up job and being yourself! you don't know how much that inspires people or makes someone's day. YOU ARE INSPIRATIONAL never forget it ♡♡♡

[angie-long-legs]

To Angel from Vox

He's pouring the beans into Vox's shark tank. Eat up, Shok.wav!

[copaceticjillybean]

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY DANNY DO-BAD!!! Jillian will find that her stock of pickles has been replaced by... ASPARAGUS??!!?!

Better luck next time, Jillian!

"Hmmhmmhmm, gonna make a sammich, with meat an' cheese an' pic-" "No...no...NONONO, WHAT???" "Th-they aren' even pickled asparagus! It's jus' sad wet spears of disppointment! CURSE YOU DANNY DO-BAAAAAD!"

[alteregozowie]

Would alastor refuse to say the outrageous names restaurants give to food or would he say them

He would 100% say them with his entire chest. As long as it's entertaining to him, or it's absolutely embarrassing someone by saying it, he is doing it.

[hells-greatestdad]

"...I thought Charlotte was a perfectly beautiful name..."

Said to himself. He of course knows that Charlie prefers to be called, well, Charlie.

[pentious]

this as crimson? does this count? LMAOOO

[sparkinglove]

@hazbinned

"C'mon, babe, don't be like that." He reached out to trace a long blue claw up the length of one of Valentino's arms, not bothering to hide the suggestion in his eyes. "There's not much going on right now. We could... take a little break, if you know what I mean."

His hand ran further up, pushing through the white fluff around Val's neck, until the tip of his finger traced under his chin. "You know you can't stay mad at me, right?" He used his best smooth-talking voice that normally seemed to work for him, the one reserved after Vox pulled yet another idiotic stunt that left Val angry at him again.