#hellradio

[notherpuppet]

Ah what the hell I’ll post this one too lol 💟

[softcocoa]

Me when I don't know I'm getting hit on

[deadspaceguy]

they are going to commit war crime

[that-hazbin]

I wanna see Alastor being the unintentional glue that fixes Lucifer and Lilith's marriage, and Charlie seeing this and deciding she HAS to make Alastor her third parent at all costs bc clearly he is the missing ingredient to her parents having a healthy relationship. She's like "my parents need to go from being Hell's OTP to Hell's OT3 YESTERDAY."

I want everyone in the hotel to realize that Charlie is, unfortunately, correct and that Alastor does somehow stabilize what was a visibly crumbling marriage only like a couple days ago.

Also Alastor has no idea why he keeps being forced to chaperone the royal couple and he's complaining loudly about it. No, he is not aware he's been dragged into a throuple otherwise he would have been kicking and screaming the whole way.

Yes he's also having fun, what about it?

[yuribreakfast]

they’d be the throuple ever

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Alastor is like the Morningstar family's stray cat that they took in and are now afraid to let back outside just in case he never comes back

[kelsium-intake]

You don't have to be so shy about it, Al.

[zee-rie]

Lifting his partners