#hellradio

[softcocoa]

Me when I don't know I'm getting hit on

[deadspaceguy]

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Alastor is like the Morningstar family's stray cat that they took in and are now afraid to let back outside just in case he never comes back

[that-hazbin]

I want more Hellradio with human Alastor. Can you imagine.

Lilith and Lucifer are vacationing in the human world or something with their daughter. Charlie's in her early teens but hasn't yet gone through her emo phase. She's trying to establish her independence a little bit and maybe sorta runs off from her parents, and ends up getting cornered by some grown ass man who DEFINITELY should not be approaching her— and Alastor intervenes. Pretends that he knows her and tells her that her parents are waiting for her, young lady, you know better than to run off like that!

Then escorts her back to Lucifer and Lilith. Who of course immediately hyperfixates on this poor human who was literally just being a gentleman like his mama taught him.

Alastor cannot understand what the fuck is wrong with this white couple. They keep flirting with him, in PUBLIC, INCLUDING THE HUSBAND, in front of their DAUGHTER??? Who, to be fair, doesn't seem to care, if she even notices at all, but STILL. Also on multiple occasions they tried pulling him through the front entrances of establishments he's NOT supposed to go into and seem confused by why he keeps staunchly refusing to do so.

Oh, and they seem to have clocked onto the fact that he's a murderer but they don't seem to care. Which is SO WEIRD because like?? Who the FUCK lets their daughter anywhere near someone they suspect going around murdering people???

Like 2 years later, Alastor asks if Charlie's growth is perhaps stunted, and they finally remember that 1, they're royalty who kind of just ditched for longer than they should have, and 2, they totally forgot to tell Alastor that they're not human. Whoopsie! And here they were trying to tempt him into their bed without being honest with him about who they are! Perhaps it was a good thing they haven't succeeded yet, then.

[kelsium-intake]

You don't have to be so shy about it, Al.

[yuribreakfast]

i got them on the brain

[zee-rie]

Guess who he's married to (it's not Lilith)

More context on cut

Al started out as Lili's advisor, then became the official royal advisor, and then finally a king consort(will work more on this) in w/c he married Lu, tho they never really publicly announced it so no one really knew until stuff happens in the present time that led to the others (sinners and overlords) finding out about the situation.

Al met Lilith first before meeting Lu and he definitely respected the queen more than the king :>

That's all I'll share for now

[calecsalamandr]

turn off the lights (alastor's verison) - panic! at the disco