#hellsing headcanon

[iremelwrites]

my random hellsing headcanon is that the hellsing family comes from sweden/finland because helsinki was called helsingfors in swedish which refers to the river in the town. it was called helsinge and after the family moved to england they anglicized it from helsinge to hellsing

[the-hellsing-organisation]

Head cannon that Alucard plays fallout 4

Hellsing Headcanon

[rugbuggk]

Something I think a lot is about Integra’s fashion sense.

Think about it !! Since twelve she’s running this damn organization with no breaks at all, maturing earlier than others kids her age, while some girls thought about what dress would they wear for the weekend, Integra filled mountains of papers until she falls asleep, and such every day. No time to chose dresses, only having to get dressed as fast as she could, to the point she preferred dressing with suits and trousers. Not that they don’t suit her, Lord have mercy every time Integra Hellsing leaves her big coat over her chair while she smokes, she looks like a goddess!

However I do think that, Teggy would somehow after Alucard’s “death” (probably in her late 20s and early 30s) try on new things, listen to the Draculina that dragged for an hour or more about how beautiful she would look if she tried on something more than those suits, she doesn’t have to wear those aaaalll the time, of course Seras sees much more potential in a woman like Integra.

But she doesn’t force her to wear anything, after all if she changes clothes that’s only her choice! Little does she know about what that blonde woman did when locked in her room; carefully contemplating her body in front of the mirror, looking for answers in something else than suits.

She didn’t have that awkward fase where she would mess up her clothes and think of how good it looked on her when it was actually something not even a clown would wear. Integra grew up looking imposing and towering as high as a mountain, behind those suits, rocking them for decades and ignoring the new fashion trends or the latest winter collection.

She really never cared about clothes, but this time, while standing in front of the mirror, she asked herself what harm would a dress do.

It doesn’t even have to be a dress too! She has seen those models, beating the thought of pants being for men only while also adding their little touch of femininity.

It doesn’t have to be feminine either! Those women also wore clothes only the most of classy, fashionable men would wear.

And, if they looked good on them, how would it look on her?

That morning Seras choked while drinking her blood pack, the round table had been waiting for about ten minutes, Integra isn’t a late person, only one thing would make the exception.

“My deepest apologies, gentlemen. I had a last-minute problem. It won’t happen again. “

Seras was speechless, so was the rest of the men in there. Integra presented herself with her cigar over her lips, her only eye blue and her blonde hair long and free as usual, so, what was the elephant in the room this time?

A knee-high emerald green, tube skirt, off shoulder ruched long sleeved shirt, a gold necklace to go with her kitten heels. It was hard to get the eyes out of her, until Sir Integra cleared her throat and dared more than one man there to say anything about her.

Not only that meeting had a start, but also a did her liking towards fashion.

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Outfit I *tried* to describe for tegra! A little headcanon of mine that got extended lol, what do you think?

[merumely]

Hellsing Hc:

Alucard and Seras have reflective eyes that will show up at night, in camera or when you shine a flashlight in their faces. In total darkness, they're gonna glow red or pink in Alucard's case post timeskip and blue or bright red in Seras's case.

[elixirvitae]

Hey y'all just need to let you know that my Hellsing oc Alva's favorite live action Batman villain is Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman.

Alucard's is Danny DeVito's Penguin.

[my-mild-ginger]

If Alucard had been locked up for ~20 years by the time Integra found him in the basement, that means that Alucard was still 'working' for Arthur throughout the 50s-60s. (Unless he was just sitting around the house bored out of his mind, idk.)

Did...did Alucard encounter hippies and beatniks on missions? Did he have to interact with these people? Did he pick up any slang?

Bc the idea of him using outdated phrases just cracks me up.

Kid Integra: That hat is hideous, and your glasses are just unnecessary.

Alucard, mildly offended: I'll have you know that I was once told I looked 'groovy' in this hat, thank you very much. And the glasses are 'far out' according to the youths.

[hellsingbasics]

I headcannon that Integra didn’t smoke as heavily before the cannon events in Hellsing. The reason why she we see her smoke so much is due to stress she feels from the alarming rates of vampire attacks in England and then the string of events that follow afterwards (aka everything we see in the OVA basically). Before she was actually fairly good at finishing cigars too, the habit of starting new ones and putting out after a puff or two is new.

I can get behind this headcanon. It makes sense that her increased smoking is correlated with stress because everything ramps up to 10, where the OVA starts. I'm not a smoker, but after one too many breaks with coworkers that do smoke, I can say that someone that truly smokes heavily is gonna finish their cigarette (or cigar in integra's case).

[nuclearforest]

I present to you one very American read of what the Hellsing cast would drive as a practical daily car, a fun car, and an old classic. Also feel free to chip in and let me know where you agree or disagree.

Hellsing:

Integra:

Practical: Rolls Royce Silver Phantom (pretty much already canon, altho Walter's the one driving it most of the time)

Fun: Aston Martin DB11 (she'd pick a fancy British car while striking a break from family expectations. Her Father Arthur probably would've been a McLaren fan)

Old Classic: A little Triumph convertible (she would've learned stick shift on it if Walter ever taught her in a very dadly moment)

Seras:

Practical: Mini Cooper (listen if I didn't pick it I'd feel like a letdown. I know some of the EU car brands but not enough to be useful here lol)

Fun: BMW 3M (something not too flashy but with a bit if kick. Still more or less practical, just not in the winter. Also modern and similar to Alucard's classic!)

Classic: 1960s Volkwagen Beetle (cute car for a cute lady. Also good vibes for a beach trip with Pip. Seras deserves good things)

Alucard:

Practical: Mercedes C-Class (nothing about this man is practical, but this is pretty close. Based on my own experience with the brand the car would probably be in the shop as much as on the road and he'd revel in being a pain in the ass borrowing Integra's car)

Fun: Arthur's old Maclaren (he may or may not have modded it in all the ways Arthur would've hated)

Classic: Early 70s BMW M1 (listen he'd probably look good in a racing outfit next to an iconic, sharp mid engine car. Especially in a nice bright red. It narrowly beat the idea of giving him a Reliant Robin, if only so he could make it everybody else's problem.)

Walter:

Practical: Hyundai Sonata (when he's not driving Integra around, he probably uses old reliable.)

Fun: Camero SS (other than me trying to make a joke here, Walter would probably go for something slick and strong. Also a good target for old men in a midlife crisis, tied only by a Corvette)

Classic: C4 Corvette (another 80s car to compete with Alucard's M1! Also he'd lose and be salty over it, so it fits)

Pip:

Practical: Ford Raptor (he thinks the pickup makes him look cool, but it's one of the new ones that needs to play engine noises over the sound system to make it seem buffer than it actually is. He doesn't know this)

Fun: the Alpine (which is a little tiny French sports car; pretty niche and really only saw them at LeMans in France. How could I resist?)

Classic: 70s Pontiac Firebird (the aesthetic fits, I think. He'd like to take Seras cruising in it.)

Iscariot:

Maxwell:

Practical: Mercedes C-Class (surprisingly the same as Alucard. It's as practical as I can see him being, priest or not.)

Fun: Fiat Abarth (one of those sporty little fiats. He'd probably assume it was stronger than it is, and it isn't. Rest in Pieces.)

Classic: 60s Ferrari (yes, this is why I didn't make the Ferrari a fun car. Also related to my super old Hellsing at LeMans headcanons.)

Anderson:

Practical: Toyota Camry (cheap, efficient, and has a good safety record. A very priestly car, I guess.)

Fun: Mustang GT (something plentiful and relatively cheap. Also probably well known to and admired by the kids of the orphanage.)

Classic: Porsche 917 (a classic to compete with Alucard's M1. Head to head like true blue rivals. Or lovers. Really hard to say; that's up to you.)

Heinkel:

Practical: Subaru WRX (probably picked it because Yumiko would like it. It's also kinda sporty.)

Fun: Porsche 911 (It's spicy, fancy, and has enough power for you and your lover to flee the Catholic church if you ever really needed to. Looking at you, Yumiko.)

Classic: Tribute Mustang from the movie Bullitt (A mustang, like Anderson, and something she could have to do something with Yumiko.)

Yumiko/Yumie:

Practical: Toyota Camry (Similar to Anderson's car, she's got another one in what is sure to be a Vatican fleet.)

Fun: Toyota Supra (affordable and plentiful! Also probably got a deal in it and would be riding around with Heinkel anyway.)

Classic: Tribute Charger from the movie Bullitt (just to go with Heinkel lol.)

Millennium:

Major:

Practical: Porsche Cayenne (Hans would be stuck driving him around. Most importantly: himself, his chauffer, and Doc would fit without issue.)

Fun: Mercedes AMG GT (he might have difficulty fitting, but he'd probably find it a stunning piece of engineering.)

Classic: Ford GT 40 (something that would've competed with Alucard, Anderson, and Maxwell. Hans would have to squeeze his ass into it to drive, but Montana would be capable of throwing hands with anybody.)

Doc:

Practical: Tesla Model 3 (listen. This man is too anxious to drive, so give him a car with an autopilot. Also probably would be an Elon Bro.)

Fun: Cadillac CTS (the man doesn't really care for fun. It's luxurious, practical, and Montana would agree to ride in it.)

Classic: DeLorean (it would be a Back to the Future reference because he loves science and the idea of discovering time travel FAR more than he loves cars. Probably the person on the list who hates cars the most.)

The Captain:

Practical: Jeep Wrangler (cheap, heavy duty, a workhorse, and you can take the doors off. Kind of the low end version of a G-Wagon, which he'd look good with but that Montana would likely never pay for. Alternatively a Chevy Suburban might work, too)

Fun: Challenger Hellcat (listen it's the only fun car he'd probably even fit in, all things considered. It's also a car I hold near and dear to my heart so obviously I'll associate it with the character I simp most for. Would also give Alucard's and Anderson's picks a run for it's money long term, which i imagine would be the same situation in a battle of attrition)

Classic: A 1950s Ford F-100, beaten to hell (he's a simple man of simple joys. Belongs in the middle of the woods with good old reliable that somehow, much like him, isn't dead yet.)

Schrodinger:

Practical: one of those little battery powered car things--he's a child he can't drive.

Fun: Tesla model S insanity (ok so give the child a car and make it balls to the walls nuts and something Doc would sort of half trust him in. He never uses the autopilot.)

Classic: the nonexistant Ford Nucleon (or another Gord F-100 Hans helped him model to look like Ford's nuclear car concept in a very dadly montage of work.)

Zorin:

Practical: Subaru Forester (no I will not elaborate.)

Fun: Hummer H3 (it's been modded into a violent apocalypse survivalist's wet dream.)

Classic: Roadrunner Superbird (her scythe is ridiculous, and so is the spoiler on this beast. She's out to kick ass and take names and so is this car.)

Rip:

Practical: BMW 330i (it's practical and looks nice. Also rather high quality and likely suited to her finer tastes.)

Fun: Porsche 911 Convertible ("Get in loser, we're going to beat the defeatists." It may not be the best convertible but it's fun and she can feel the wind in her hair.)

Classic: 1979s Cadillac Convertible (listen, I associate her with convertibles. It also rides smooth as a dream and has a really sharp look. It fits somebody elegant!)

Finally, I'm sorry for leaving out Makube, Jan, Luke, and various other minor characters. This was long enough as it is. And the only real headcanon I have left in this group is that Jan drives a shitbox.