#hellsstewardess

[brokenhonorarywrecker-blog]

Size?

Name a kink in my ask box, and my Muse will tell you yes or no.

Yes, so long as I'm the smaller one.

[brokenhonorarywrecker-blog]

Humans

Transformers Headcanon Prompts:  Give me one of these and I’ll write a headcanon based on it.

Humans are overall, in Miko's honest opinion, almost-complete morons aside from a few exceptions.  They're overpopulating the Earth, they're killing off entire species by accident on occasion, when presented with a truly alien culture their instinct is to kill it, and they're literally 70% or so made of water.  Miko is still partially convinced a sufficiently skinny person will evaporate if left outside In Florida for too long.

Those few exceptions, however, are also humanity's redeeming qualities in her eyes.  Human children welcome change with open arms, some are even willing to fight to protect something strange, change is still very possible, and there are those who are willing to atone for their actions.

[brokenhonorarywrecker-blog]

Hey man, were going to get through this shit. Thick or thin. Hell or high water.

INSIDE COMBAT RESCUE → the sentence meme

"You say that...  BUT YOU KEEP PLACING PORTALS SO THAT ATLAS GOES FLYING!"

[lovesatenseatmosphere]

Wake up!

The wrecker was still mid-episode when he heard what she was saying.  It took him awhile to make out what she said exactly as it sounded muffled, but it became more clear when he started to come down.  Upon regaining a right state of mind he looked at her and tilted his helm.  "W-what happened?"

[brokenhonorarywrecker-blog]

Wake up!

Your character walks in on mine having a violent flashback and is forced to pin them down for both of their safety. Send me, 'wake up' for my character's reaction/coming to with yours still on top of them.

She had gone to sleep in her cage for once, but this goddamn white cube of a room wasn't her cage, and these were not the clothes she had slept in, and what the hell why was there a door sliding open, a 'Con can't fit through there-

Then the feline deployer was upon her, and despite the aches from yesterday's experimentation Miko did her damn best to fight back, letting out a victorious laugh when she managed to land a hit on Ravage's soft cheek before her hand was pinned back down.

Wait.

With a gasp Miko snapped out of the flashback, still trying to rip her wrists free of the Hispanic woman's grip.  She ignored the tears on her face for now, instead opting to raise an eyebrow.  "I-I think you can let go now, sorry if I h-hit you."

[robotspacepolice]

Crew Application

Designation (Please include any recent designation changes for the ease of searching records): Verity Carlo

Function/Specialization/Skill Sets:

Function: Wrecker

Specialization: Wrecking things, or repairing them as necessary

Skills:

Wrecking

Being able to hold my own against robots twice my size and larger

Hacking, repairing, maintaining, and other computer related skills

Sneaking and other minor espionage skills

Creative Writing

Past Work Experience:

Served with the Autobots on Earth, then Ultra Magnus in space. Became a Wrecker and took part in the so called “Last Stand.” Worked as a Tech Help for Hire on Earth.

Past Service Experience (If served in the military. Please include former/current faction): Served with the Autobots for four (4) years, and the Wreckers for one (1). Current Faction: Wrecker/Autobot. Former Faction: N/A

Medical Conditions: Needs an atmosphere with a specific chemical make up to survive; allergic to being stepped on and talked down to; fragile endoskeleton. Also subject to many other human medical ‘quirks.’

Reason for Interest in Joining the Crew: To get back into the swing of being out in space with my adopted species.

Other:

I won’t promise not to stow away if you refuse.

... Not unexpected, but still concerning. ::Verity, we need to talk.::

[scornfulweapon]

“I like when you smile.”

Crosshairs blinked as he looked down to see....slag. Another human femme. Thinking it was another trick, he pulled out his weapon, coat shifting ot cover him as his engine growled.

"Where did ya come from, little wallaby?"

[scornfulweapon]

>hellsstewardess

Crosshairs was unsure what was up with the humans today. Was it a parade? Was he really the best looking vehicle around? Why were they flocking to him? His interest was only on the one who had some form of Cybertronian tech on her, based off the strange wonky pings he was getting off of her. But, how to approach her about it? His Autobrand wasnt exactly visible, since going into hiding....