#hellupau

[amarnthdahlia]

look at these two dumbasses

[paulucard-haven]

Paul : -hugs Hellucard from behind-

Paul : You're everything to me, y'know that, right?

Hellucard : Paul, where the fuck did you hide my oreos

[amarnthdahlia]

Anyone miss my art? No?

[paulucard-haven]

Paul : *Has his arms spread apart*

Paul : Come on Hellucard, punch me! Youll

Hellucard : No- I can't— I-

Paul : Stop being a little chicken, you'll never learn how to defend yourself like that incident which almost killed you because you didn't know how to protect yourself!

Hellucard : ok w-wait *Slowly raises his fist*

Paul : hurry up and just give me your best shot!

Hellucard : *Inhales deeply*

Hellucard : AAAA-

*Hellucard Completely misses Paul and falls straight past him to the ground with a thump*

Paul :

Paul :

Paul : YOU HAD ONE JOB

[paulucard-haven]

Hellucard usually pays attention to Paul's appearance / current state and could point out whats wrong.

One of them is Paul's name tag which he always puts upside down because he forgets often, and Hellucard himself would fix it for him.

Now with Hellucard gone, Paul has to fix it himself along with his broken/longing heart.

[paulucard-haven]

Hellucard : We need to talk

Paul : Um, what're we gonna talk about

Hellucard : You need to stop smoking.

Paul : Wait what?

Hellucard : I said, you need to stop smoking. Your smoking habits are affecting me too!

Hellucard : People are legit assuming that i smoke because they say that my breath smells like smoke even if i've told them several times that i. Don't. Smoke

Paul : oh, i, uh-

[paulucard-haven]

Hellucard actually cringes whenever Paul would call him "Hellucard."

[paulucard-haven]

Headcanon right now, Hellucard has a nice, deep, singing voice and Paul secretly likes listening to him hum or sing a little tune. Hellucard would unconsciously sing/hum one of Paul's favorite songs time to time