#helmsmanbattery

[prayedtoforspeed]

Kawoshin Christmas stuff

-Kaworu puts up mistletoe in every doorway and I mean EVERY doorway. Everyone questions why there's mistletoe everywhere. He ambushes Shinji in the doorways just to kiss him -Shinji steals Kaworu's ugly christmas sweatrs and wears them. Everyone questions why Shinji has weird 'Kaworu' sayings on his sweaters, but Shinji ignores them since the sweaters smell like Kaworu -Kaworu gets all the Christmas movies and they spend the 23rd, 24th and 25th marathoning movies and eating cake. Fireplace is optional, but encoraged -Kaworu breaks the 'Gifts under 20$' rule because he wants to spoil Shinji -Shinji wears one of those Mistletoe headbands -Kaworu and Shinji cuddles in front of a fireplace eating cookies and drinking milk

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Boyfriend sweaters, Mario Kart and Music

[23/10/2015 10:13:59 PM] Rai: They need to sit in Misato's living room in a sweater together. The Boyfriend Sweater

It will be the ugliest sweater ever, but it is the boyfriend sweater and so Kaworu loves it

John. I see the boyfriend sweater headcanon and raise to Shinji Wearing It Like A Dress

The Boyfriend Sweater is somewhat okay on Kaworu, he can wear it normally. It's too big on Shinji. He has to wear it like a dress

Kawrou proposing to Shinji while Shinji's trapped with him in the Boyfriend Sweater

[24/10/2015 9:39:01 PM] Rai: Shinji and Kaworu playing Mario Kart. Kaworu plays dirty. Shinji uses the blue shells on him in return

[24/10/2015 9:43:36 PM] Shinji's Central Dogma: They are not boyfriends when they play rainbow road, no one is in love when playing that level

[24/10/2015 9:44:52 PM] Rai: No one is in love playing Mario Kart. They are not boyfriends, but rivals

[24/10/2015 9:45:20 PM] Shinji's Central Dogma: Exactly

[24/10/2015 9:45:54 PM] Rai: Kaworu distracts Shinji with kisses to make him last, so when Kaworu's in first, Shinji blue shells him

[7:32:15 PM] Rai: SHINJI NEEDS TO BE HAPPY AND PLAY THE CELLO WHILE KAWORU PLAYS PIANO

[7:33:16 PM] Shinji's Central Dogma: I REALLY WISH FOR THAT TO HAPPEN

[7:34:39 PM] Rai: FUCKFUCKFUCK! KAWORU AND SHINJI PLAYING A DUET AND THEN AFTERWARDS, KAWORU KISSES SHINJI

Kaworu kissing Shinji and telling him that he loves Shinji very much and that no matter what Kaworu will always love him

Kaworu is a cuddler and holds onto Shinji. Whenever Shinji has nightmares, Kaworu always wakes up and holds onto Shinji and pets his hair and whispers in his ear until Shinji falls back asleep

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Boyfriend Shaming

[23/10/2015 2:12:08 PM] Rai: Kaworu's not afraid of leaving hickies all over Shinji's neck. Shinji tries to cover them up as best he can, but has never succeded [23/10/2015 2:19:26 PM] Verzi: poor shinji. Forever marked by Kaworu, and it is forever obvious [23/10/2015 2:20:13 PM] Rai: Kaworu doesn't evcen try to hide it. He knows how embarassed Shinji gets [23/10/2015 2:23:18 PM] Rai: 'Dude is that a hicky on your neck?' 'No!' 'Yes it is.' 'Kaworu! Quit it!' 'Never' [23/10/2015 2:28:02 PM] Rai: SHINJI HANDING KAWORU A SIGN THAT SAYS 'I kiss my boyfriend at extremely inappropriate times and leave hickies on his neck when I know we have school the next day' and Kaworu holds it and just grins while Shinji takes a picture

[23/10/2015 2:51:13 PM] Verzi: oh yes~ [23/10/2015 2:51:28 PM] Verzi: Shinji gives her all the pictures [23/10/2015 2:51:54 PM] Verzi: and theres even one with Kaworu and Asuka both all beat up hold signs "We keep getting into fights and giving each other black eyes" [23/10/2015 2:52:38 PM] Rai: 'I stole Shinji's clothes and towel out of the bathroom while he was still showering' 'Shinji had to drag me to school and when I woke up I leaned forward and started giving him a hickey, in the middle of class' [23/10/2015 2:53:46 PM] Rai: Asuka was not happy she was getting shamed as well. Even more mad when it got sent to Kaji [23/10/2015 2:56:06 PM] Rai: There's probably one of Shinji and Kaworu holding a sign somewhere with something embarassing like 'We got caught making out in the living room in only our boxers. That is what our room is for' [23/10/2015 2:56:27 PM] Verzi: eheheh >3 [23/10/2015 2:57:11 PM] Rai: Then next to it 'We got caught making out in our room in only our boxers. Next time we're getting a hotel room'

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School and Sleep headcanons

He (Kaworu) sounds like that guy who's wear his PJs to school to avoid changing, he also has to be dragged and then sleeps in class

[23/10/2015 12:00:16 PM | Edited 12:00:20 PM] Verzi: i want Shinji embarrassed in school and his classmates flabbergasted (and probably embarrassed too) [23/10/2015 12:02:02 PM] Rai: Kaowru knowing that Shinji's friend is filming him and just leans over and kisses Shinji on the lips and smirks at the camera

Asuka yelling at Kaworu about it being inappropriate and he looks at her and says 'At least I have a boyfriend and he's my own age' before hugging Shinji close to him

Shinji being so tired from dragging Kaworu to school in the morning, Kaworu returns the favour by giving Shinji a piggyback ride home

Kaworu giving Shinji piggyback rides or carrying him bridal style when he knows Shinji's tired from dragging his lazy butt to school. Kaworu laying down on top of Shinji when he doesn't want to leave the house so Shinji has no choice but to lay in bed with him all day

[23/10/2015 1:41:44 PM] Rai: Kaworu and Asuka are always at each other's throats. Shinji tries to play peace keeper, but they fight a lot and Kaworu's not above hitting the lady that picks on his boyfriend [23/10/2015 1:42:42 PM] Shinji's Central Dogma: Oh no, Kaworu! That's not very Lilin of you to do! [23/10/2015 1:42:43 PM] Verzi: oh gosh [23/10/2015 1:42:52 PM] Verzi: their fights will be legendary [23/10/2015 1:43:12 PM] Rai: Misato not caring as long as they don't break anything [23/10/2015 1:43:31 PM] Verzi: and they both play dirty and pull each others hair [23/10/2015 1:43:32 PM] Shinji's Central Dogma: Rei watches from the background, being neutral on all of this Shinji gets upset when they fight and Kaworu promises not to do it again, but then does it again the next day

[23/10/2015 2:06:22 PM] Rai: Shinji has really soft hair. Kaworu enjoys playing with it if they're laying together in bed he'll bury his face in Shinji's hair. [23/10/2015 2:09:15 PM] Rai: Kaworu's clingy in his sleep and sometimes he'll end up wrapped around Shinji and Shinji has woken up with Kaworu's hair in his mouth. Neither party is sure how that's happened

[23/10/2015 2:10:48 PM] Rai: Misato's walked in and found both of them sleeping in the living room, Shinji using Kaworu's chest as a pillow

[fellow-traveller]

helmsmanbattery replied to your post:helmsmanbattery said: Goodness, is everything...

How come you’re resigning, if you don’t mind me asking?

This is going to be a long post so I'm putting it under the cut

Well...there are a few reasons...

One of it is that my company is downsizing (or rightsizing, as they sugarcoated it), due to the low oil price and the debt, and they don't mind kicking out even the technical workers because we're expendable (not really but yeah we aren't really getting paid well according to our skills and profession). So they offered me a 7-month compensation salary if I resign (with an extra 1 month after negotiating) and I can't refuse it, or else I'd risk my chance and get only a 2-months compensation salary instead within a 24 hour notice, if this department is shutting down in the near future.

Secondly, my big boss is an ass. That's it. (no, really, he is...even my supervisor couldn't stand him and his stupidity...that's why he resigned last year)

Thirdly, I need a better company to work in. This company hasn't given me any projects or work to do for the past 6 months, and that's bad for my career. Better to just resign and get that record off my resume...and it's easier to explain to people that I resigned rather than telling them I have no work to do every time I stayed from 9 to 5 in the office. 

Lastly, I think I need a time out. Maybe refresh back and enhance my knowledge in geology. Maybe spend more time getting fit and eat healthier. It's gonna be shit staying with my pensioned mum 24/7, but hey, I think I'll manage. Also, I need to concentrate on getting a scholarship or a student loan for my Masters and maybe finally have time to do a little side business or something...

haha i hate being an adult but yeahhh 

[fellow-traveller]

helmsmanbattery said: Goodness, is everything alright?

Everything is fine! Well, almost fine, I guess. I'm resigning from my job and probably am going to be unemployed for a few months (or until I start my Masters degree). And I won't be anywhere near a laptop in the meantime because I've been using the company's for work and leisure, and when I resign, I have to give it back. 

[fellow-traveller]

helmsmanbattery replied to your post:You know, I kept babbling about my RusGer,...

I honestly thought you weren’t getting more rusger books, mostly because it’s hard to find anything for that pairing, and I don’t know much on the other pairings so… heh, yeah. But it’s nice to know you enjoy them :3

I do. I do enjoy them...just the thought of it kinda makes me feel like I'm stashing all the fanbooks of a certain rare pairing just for myself and that feels idk strange? ;u;

I actually never thought I'd find more RusGer fanbooks either. I guess my RusGer fanbooks are almost all there, except for one or two books that are no longer on sale in doujin stores across Japan...unless someone decided to sell theirs, personally. 

[trashboatprince]

Ah, it's that time of the year where I go over the shit I've done this year that sort of had some significance: 

I quit my job as a housekeeper

I became a slave to the McDonald's corporation, only to escape my red and yellow oppressors, taking its secrets with me

Got to see what the hell is in the back of a Wal-mart

Moved out of my parents' house and am now living in a condo with my sister and a guy we call 'cap'n' 

Started college again after a two year break

Decided to become a history major again because fuck what that one teacher told me, she can go suck a railroad spike for all I care

Made some awesome new online friends who I hope have an excellent year in 2015

GOT MY FIRST CAR AND IT'S RED AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL

Discovered that I am genderfluid and my mother accepts this

Discovered I have no fucking idea what sexuality I have anymore

Realized that 2014 marks the eleventh anniversary of me becoming diabetic (I've spent half my life with diabetes since I'm twenty-two) 

Saw and met the cast of Welcome to Night Vale 

Got pancreatitus for the second time in my life, eleven years since the last time I got it the first time, and was forced into a coma to save my life (I'm doing better now!) 

Slipped back into some old fandoms and have been enjoying the nostalgia 

Lived for another year and will continue to do so 

This year was alright, but it had a shit ton of sucky moments in it to. So here's to 2015, let's hope that it's better then this year. 

I also hope to change this boring username, but I still want the world Helmsman to be in it so I can keep my tags.