#help im cackling

[toffoliravioli]

Some days it’s like:

But also it’s like:

Cale rlly said I love you bro but right now I’m gonna skate circles around you and break your ankles-

[echodrawsthings]

EchoDrawsArt…

EchoDoesArt

EchoTheArt

Supreme Overlord Art

nvm I give up I am going to bed

HELPMEEEE

[farmersliga]

“the age difference is huge” my boy felix is just straight up calling rafa old on main

[ameraucanas]

My sister called the auditor grillby’s cousin hhelp

[camavala]

​@nephilice   from   here.

༻༺   He   gives   small   hum   of   confusion   as   shout   of   his   name   is   given   ,   before   an   undignified   yelp   is   let   out   as   he   was   unceremoniously   pulled   from   his   resting   spot.   bewildered   ,   he   blinks   wide   eyes   at   Atri   ,   head   canting   to   one   side   in   tired   confusion.

❝   most   are   not   tall   enough   to   be   disturbed   by   such   resting   spots,   ❞   he   yawns,   but   nonetheless   offers   apologetic   look.   furious   as   she   was   ,   he   did   rather   like   her.   ❝   i   was   sleeping   in   a   tree   because   .   .   .   it   is   harder   to   bother   me   there?   ❞   he   taps   a   claw   to   his   lip   ,   shrugging   ever   so   slightly   .   ❝   i   do   not   have   the   luxury   to   use   the   beds   of   inns   and   the   like   .   plus   ,   i   used   to   nap   in   all   sorts   of   places   when   i   lived   .❞   he   rubs   at   his   face,   regarding   Atri   still.   he   wishes   he   had   a   handkerchief   to   offer   for   her   tearing   eye   ,   but   alas   .

❝   i   am   very   sorry   .   are   you   alright?   —   you   can   poke   my   eye   if   it   will   make   you   feel   better.   ❞   he   offers   earnestly   .

[xgoingdownx]

Broke: filming a sex tape on 4k ultra HD

Woke: filming a sex tape on your in-home security system

[crappy-homestuck-confessions]

don quixote attacking windmills 'cause skeletor shouted at him from inside it(and then left)

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[kinlochs]

@cirkled sent "𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇   𝐎𝐑   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒."

Cassian practically bellows out a laugh when Leliana cheekily asks the question, eyebrows practically shooting up to the sky while doing so. "Wait—" he manages, clearing his throat, "you're serious?"

Her expectant stare is very telling. Maker, those bardic tendencies haven't left her, have they?

Suddenly, his ears begin to burn far too hotly, and his collar threatens to cut off what little air supply he has gotten.

"I, uh—well—" Cassian fumbles, trips and stutters over his words, and finally snaps: "have you not listened to anything we've discussed? She—her? Really? No. No. Pass." Cassian quickly stands, his face flushed. "I am tired. I must go to bed. Goodnight."

Leliana glances over at Alistair, and they promptly burst out laughing.

"That was a smash if I had ever seen one!"