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[words-after-midnight]

Incorrect Quotes

I'm finally doing this one! Thanks @catchingbigfish for the tag :)

Tagging (no pressure): @bluberimufim, @sunset-a-story, @scribe-of-stories, @winterandwords, @peresephones

Rules: Generate quotes for your characters using this.

When I say I died laughing at some of these... 💀

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Gabriel: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no.

Jeff: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

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Jeff: How the hell are you still alive?

Gabriel: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

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Jeff: You saved me! Why?

Gabriel: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

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Jeff: Knock, knock.

Gabriel: Who's there?

Jeff: Boo!

Gabriel: Boo who?

Jeff: Why are you crying?

Gabriel: I'm not crying.

Jeff: Hello notcrying, I'm Jeff.

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Jeff: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Gabriel: Heck.

Jeff: You're on thin fucking ice.

Jeff: Oh no-

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Gabriel: Okay, two person huddle.

Jeff: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

[gukssunshine]

What did jungkook do please someone please tell me I had class feed me some thirst toooo what did he dooooooo ekdjssksjhfndjaksjekejejejrjr plis welp 😭😖😫😩🥺😫😣😔😟😭🥵😥😱🤯😓😥🥺😩😭

[zisung-archive]

I’M GONE FOR ONE DAY AND SUDDENLY JOHNNY IS EXPOSING HIS GUNS WHAT IS HAPPENING

[psychedelicflyingshark]

Legally speaking, at what point does "waiting patiently for the check" become "this restaurant is holding me hostage"

[psychedelicflyingshark]

Legally speaking, at what point does "waiting patiently for the check" become "this restaurant is holding me hostage"

[jamlabs]

Ouughhhhgh <- plagued by deadlines

[lady--thornhill]

Very confused, I've always been lesbian af yet this rlly hot and sweet man is confusing the shit out of me. The worst bit is he doesn't want a relationship 😭 though we do have a cute daddy/good girl dynamic going but my demisexual monogamous newly bisexual ass is so confused

[moretruethanreal]

My brain will really see some weird little Engl*sh rat man who’s in a band and instinctively be like “that’s our new Blorbo :)”