if you took a scorpion to a rave

it would probably have a bad time

[cozy2000]

time to post my favorite far side comic of all time

[sabertoothwalrus]

shoutout to the person in my building that left their halloween skeleton on their balcony and proceeded to dress it up for other holidays

thanksgiving

christmas

not pictured: when I came back from the holidays and there’d been a huge storm while I was gone, so all that was left was a pelvis

but we persist. valentines

st patricks day

and the latest, easter

[sabertoothwalrus]

HAPPY PRIDE!!!!

[71sui3]

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[psych0phily]

[notdeezy]

Today is the day to post this

[callizinc]

When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

[partywithponies]

[partywithponies]

[caz-the-yarncromancer]

First time I see the full lyrics without it being take me to snurch (snail church)

[darrenpillowscriss]

What really makes this for me is that OP could have phoned it in on the chorus and just repeated the same fics, but no. They found a unique one every time. Class act.

[frodoomsday]

ive unintentionally made "yucklet eyes" a term i use commonly so i will define it here. i dont know what anyone else calls this but yucklet eyes are when any animal does this especially if it's eyes dont normally look like that

[mrsterlingeverything]

To my loved ones: i am not doing very good at all

To my haters: i am doing really swag !

[leidensygdom]

Starting Artfight with my favourite sword lesbian (who belongs to Lambeth)!! She's a (revenant) kalashtar rogue/warlock. I wanted to do a big piece first and I'm so happy with how it came out~

[sharpestlives]

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

[rotzaprachim]

“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year 

[measlyscrapofseafood]

day one of having a fandom mutual: you like The Character too? no way!

day three hundred of having a fandom mutual: The Character probably gets vivisected recreationally. no doubt

[bold-baddie]

[girlballs-archive]

bands for trolls and goblins to listen to:

moldplay

credence bogwater revival

slime symmetry

daft gunk

you understand.

[superjustaguyblog]

Interestingly enough they still also listen to Imagine Dragons

[mono-red-menace]

the two genders are yes or no

[mono-red-menace]

and im STILL nonbinary!

[mono-red-menace]

so call me maybe

[red-r0ver]

via @bagginshield