Feb 29, 2020
Wacky Witches
Oh dear God! My dear daughter Dorothy has been bewitched by those evil witches! We just hanged my daughter’s bewitcher. I still think she should have been pressed to death like that other one. She’s the 20th one we've found attempting to ravage our society. It’s all due to that gosh darn Yankee Commercialism. It only ended because that governor in 1639 had his wife accused. That stopped the trials but it’ll probably be twenty years before the legislature of Massachusetts annuls the convictions. Maybe they’ll even repay the heir for what happened to their ancestors. If it happens you heard it here first!