#helpmeimlonely

[anarchistgoblinarmy]

I do not yet have myself an army of anarchist, arson-obsessed goblins, but I must be steadfast in my dedication to anarchy. Follow for the anarchy, stay for the garlic bread!

[idontknowwhatimdoing-dot-com]

Alright, who wants to have a nerf gun fight with me? ... anyone?.....please I’m lonely and I have too many guns for myself guys. 😔

[cheetohusk]

Jennifer Lawrence, I hope one day you realize we were meant to be together. I will share the pizza, hell, you can have he whole thing. And that says a lot because I fucking love pizza. #helpmeimlonely #lol

[goatfightclub-blog]

new airport game: open the "add nearby" in snapchat and find the stranger you add through clues of pictures

[opticsandtocs]

My car is like that friend who doesn’t take care of himself, doesn’t complain, but is very clear on how far it’s willing to take you. 90 more miles. 

[bringonthebrownies]

I don't even wanna date anyone, I just want to cuddle the fuck out of them.