#helpmetaylor

[deathbyathousandcatts]

Can someone teach me how to use this app it's giving me anxiety

[redd-lip-classic]

HOW DOES TAYLOR GO TO THE GYM EVERYDAY UGH why am i such a piece of shit i can barely get myself to go to the gym ever 😂

[deenafla]

Here's my version of Blank Space...about me and one of my kids :) Taylor Swift, where've you been? I’ve heard you sing incredible things Called the radio stations and tried to win Tickets to your concert here next week... Oh my God, look at that price The scalpers charge much more than twice We want those tickets, what do you say? We have some money, saved up to go Saw the date in a magazine Ain't it funny, how quickly Those tickets got away from me So hey, let's be friends We're dying to see how the concert ends Grab your limo and our hands I can be the coolest mom for a weekend So we’re gonna be there Tuesday? Or we’re just gonna watch it on tv? You can tell me that you’ll help us So I can avoid being so lame I’ve got a short list of teen children They'll tell you I'm insane 'Cause you know we love you Taylor And you love your fans the same 'Cause we're not young and not reckless We'll take the safest car All the way to Miami From Boca it’s pretty far I’ve got a short list of teen children They'll tell you I'm insane Can you leave 2 at will call baby? Please write our name #helpmetaylor #helpmetaylorswift #helpmetakemy12yearoldsuperfan #makemeacoolmom #prettyplease #taylorswift1989 #taylorforpresident #taylorswift

[deenafla]

Taylor- here's my version of Blank Space ❤️ Taylor Swift, where've you been? I’ve heard you sing incredible things Called the radio stations and tried to win Tickets to your concert here next week... Oh my God, look at that price The scalpers charge much more than twice We want those tickets, what do you say? We have some money, saved up to go Saw the date in a magazine Ain't it funny, how quickly Those tickets got away from me So hey, let's be friends We're dying to see how the concert ends Grab your limo and our hands I can be the coolest mom for a weekend So we’re gonna be there Tuesday? Or we’re just gonna watch it on tv? You can tell me that you’ll help us So I can avoid being so lame I’ve got a short list of teen children They'll tell you I'm insane 'Cause you know we love you Taylor And you love your fans the same 'Cause we're not young and not reckless We'll take the safest car All the way to Miami From Boca it’s pretty far I’ve got a short list of teen children They'll tell you I'm insane Can you leave 2 at will call baby? Please write our name #helpmetaylor #helpmetaylorswift #helpmetakemy12yearoldsuperfan #makemeacoolmom #prettyplease #taylorswift1989 #taylorforpresident #taylorswift

[deenafla]

Here's my version of Blank Space... Taylor Swift, where've you been? I’ve heard you sing incredible things Called the radio stations and tried to win Tickets to your concert here next week... Oh my God, look at that price The scalpers charge much more than twice We want those tickets, what do you say? We have some money, saved up to go Saw the date in a magazine Ain't it funny, how quickly Those tickets got away from me So hey, let's be friends We're dying to see how the concert ends Grab your limo and our hands I can be the coolest mom for a weekend So we’re gonna be there Tuesday? Or we’re just gonna watch it on tv? You can tell me that you’ll help us So I can avoid being so lame I’ve got a short list of teen children They'll tell you I'm insane 'Cause you know we love you Taylor And you love your fans the same 'Cause we're not young and not reckless We'll take the safest car All the way to Miami From Boca it’s pretty far I’ve got a short list of teen children They'll tell you I'm insane Can you leave 2 at will call baby? Please write our name #helpmetaylor #helpmetaylorswift #helpmetakemy12yearoldsuperfan #makemeacoolmom #prettyplease #taylorswift1989 #taylorforpresident #taylorswift (at AmericanAirlines Arena)

[deenafla]

Taylor Swift, where you been? I’ve heard you sing incredible things Called the radio stations and tried to win Tickets to your concert here next week Oh my God, look at that price The scalpers charge much more than twice We want those tickets, but cannot pay? We have some money, saved up to go Saw the date in a magazine Ain't it funny, how quickly Those tickets got away from me So hey, let's be friends I'm dying to see how the concert ends Grab your limo and my hand I can be the coolest mom for a weekend So we’re gonna be there Tuesday? Or we’re just gonna watch it on tv? You can tell me that you’ll help us So I can avoid being so lame I’ve got a short list of children They'll tell you I'm insane 'Cause you know we love you Taylor And you love your fans the same 'Cause we're not young and not reckless We'll take the safest car All the way to Miami From Boca it’s pretty far I’ve got a short list of children They'll tell you I'm insane Can you leave 2 at will call baby? Please write our name #helpmetaylor #helpmetaylorswift #helpmetakemy12yearoldsuperfan #makemeacoolmom #prettyplease

[deenafla]

$1400 a ticket? Ticket scalpers are yucky. Taylor? Can you help a girl out?#helpmetakemy12yearoldsuperfan #helpmetaylor #makemeacoolmom #helpmetaylorswift #taylorswift1989 #ticketscalpersareyucky #sobummed (at Boca Raton, Florida)

[wonderstruckenchantment]

Tales of a Young Adult learning how to cook

Yesterday, something crazy happened. I was making french toast, and while it was cooking I decided to cut some strawberries that I wanted to put on top. When I stepped away and started chopping away, idk how but like one of the bolt looking things that connects the pan to the pan handle shot off of the pan, hit the ceiling, and then the floor. Also, when it shot off, a really astoundingly loud firework kind of bang really messed up my hearing for a good 30 seconds. When it went off, I was staring at the ground and saw the bolt hit the ground and I couldn't hear and it was just scary. There was a slight moment of panic and I thought I was going to die. Idk I guess I thought I was getting shot (of course, so logical...lmao) but then felt nothing, except for my ears being basically useless. And then everything was okay but then I was terrified the other bolt would do the same. However, it didn't and I'm glad I didn't get injured. And I thank the lord for strawberries because I probably would have been injured if I was standing near the pan.

Why do crazy things like this happen when I cook? It's not all the time, but it's kind of becoming a normal-ish thing. lol. Send help.