Deenafla

Creative gal

[deenafla]

Here's my version of Blank Space...about me and one of my kids :) Taylor Swift, where've you been? I’ve heard you sing incredible things Called the radio stations and tried to win Tickets to your concert here next week... Oh my God, look at that price The scalpers charge much more than twice We want those tickets, what do you say? We have some money, saved up to go Saw the date in a magazine Ain't it funny, how quickly Those tickets got away from me So hey, let's be friends We're dying to see how the concert ends Grab your limo and our hands I can be the coolest mom for a weekend So we’re gonna be there Tuesday? Or we’re just gonna watch it on tv? You can tell me that you’ll help us So I can avoid being so lame I’ve got a short list of teen children They'll tell you I'm insane 'Cause you know we love you Taylor And you love your fans the same 'Cause we're not young and not reckless We'll take the safest car All the way to Miami From Boca it’s pretty far I’ve got a short list of teen children They'll tell you I'm insane Can you leave 2 at will call baby? Please write our name #helpmetaylor #helpmetaylorswift #helpmetakemy12yearoldsuperfan #makemeacoolmom #prettyplease #taylorswift1989 #taylorforpresident #taylorswift

[deenafla]

Taylor- here's my version of Blank Space ❤️ Taylor Swift, where've you been? I’ve heard you sing incredible things Called the radio stations and tried to win Tickets to your concert here next week... Oh my God, look at that price The scalpers charge much more than twice We want those tickets, what do you say? We have some money, saved up to go Saw the date in a magazine Ain't it funny, how quickly Those tickets got away from me So hey, let's be friends We're dying to see how the concert ends Grab your limo and our hands I can be the coolest mom for a weekend So we’re gonna be there Tuesday? Or we’re just gonna watch it on tv? You can tell me that you’ll help us So I can avoid being so lame I’ve got a short list of teen children They'll tell you I'm insane 'Cause you know we love you Taylor And you love your fans the same 'Cause we're not young and not reckless We'll take the safest car All the way to Miami From Boca it’s pretty far I’ve got a short list of teen children They'll tell you I'm insane Can you leave 2 at will call baby? Please write our name #helpmetaylor #helpmetaylorswift #helpmetakemy12yearoldsuperfan #makemeacoolmom #prettyplease #taylorswift1989 #taylorforpresident #taylorswift

[deenafla]

Here's my version of Blank Space... Taylor Swift, where've you been? I’ve heard you sing incredible things Called the radio stations and tried to win Tickets to your concert here next week... Oh my God, look at that price The scalpers charge much more than twice We want those tickets, what do you say? We have some money, saved up to go Saw the date in a magazine Ain't it funny, how quickly Those tickets got away from me So hey, let's be friends We're dying to see how the concert ends Grab your limo and our hands I can be the coolest mom for a weekend So we’re gonna be there Tuesday? Or we’re just gonna watch it on tv? You can tell me that you’ll help us So I can avoid being so lame I’ve got a short list of teen children They'll tell you I'm insane 'Cause you know we love you Taylor And you love your fans the same 'Cause we're not young and not reckless We'll take the safest car All the way to Miami From Boca it’s pretty far I’ve got a short list of teen children They'll tell you I'm insane Can you leave 2 at will call baby? Please write our name #helpmetaylor #helpmetaylorswift #helpmetakemy12yearoldsuperfan #makemeacoolmom #prettyplease #taylorswift1989 #taylorforpresident #taylorswift (at AmericanAirlines Arena)

[deenafla]

I'll do anything to try to get my 12 year old to this concert. Here's my version of Blank Space...please like😍 Taylor Swift, where've you been? I’ve heard you sing incredible things Called the radio stations and tried to win Tickets to your concert here next week... Oh my God, look at that price The scalpers charge much more than twice We want those tickets, what do you say? We have some money, saved up to go Saw the date in a magazine Ain't it funny, how quickly Those tickets got away from me So hey, let's be friends We're dying to see how the concert ends Grab your limo and our hands I can be the coolest mom for a weekend So we’re gonna be there Tuesday? Or we’re just gonna watch it on tv? You can tell me that you’ll help us So I can avoid being so lame I’ve got a short list of children They'll tell you I'm insane 'Cause you know we love you Taylor And you love your fans the same 'Cause we're not young and not reckless We'll take the safest car All the way to Miami From Boca it’s pretty far I’ve got a short list of children They'll tell you I'm insane Can you leave 2 at will call baby? Please write our name #helpmetaylor #helpmetaylorswift #helpmetakemy12yearoldsuperfan #makemeacoolmom #prettyplease #taylorswift1989 #taylorforpresident #jimmyfallon #taylorswift (at AmericanAirlines Arena)

[deenafla]

For my 12 year old! To the tune of Blank Space…. Taylor Swift, where you been? I’ve heard you sing incredible things Called the radio stations and tried to win Tickets to your concert here next week... Oh my God, look at that price The scalpers charge much more than twice We want those tickets, but cannot pay? We have some money, saved up to go Saw the date in a magazine Ain't it funny, how quickly Those tickets got away from me So hey, let's be friends We're dying to see how the concert ends Grab your limo and our hands I can be the coolest mom for a weekend So we’re gonna be there Tuesday? Or we’re just gonna watch it on tv? You can tell me that you’ll help us So I can avoid being so lame I’ve got a short list of teen children They'll tell you I'm insane 'Cause you know we love you Taylor And you love your fans the same 'Cause we're not young and not reckless We'll take the safest car All the way to Miami From Boca it’s pretty far I’ve got a short list of teen children They'll tell you I'm insane Can you leave 2 at will call baby? Please write our name #helpmetaylor #helpmetaylorswift #helpmetakemy12yearoldsuperfan #makemeacoolmom #prettyplease #swiftnation #jimmyfallon #momoftwo

[taylorswift]

A Texas Saturday night.

[deenafla]

Taylor Swift, where you been? I’ve heard you sing incredible things Called the radio stations and tried to win Tickets to your concert here next week Oh my God, look at that price The scalpers charge much more than twice We want those tickets, but cannot pay? We have some money, saved up to go Saw the date in a magazine Ain't it funny, how quickly Those tickets got away from me So hey, let's be friends I'm dying to see how the concert ends Grab your limo and my hand I can be the coolest mom for a weekend

So we’re gonna be there Tuesday? Or we’re just gonna watch it on tv? You can tell me that you’ll help us So I can avoid being so lame I’ve got a short list of children They'll tell you I'm insane 'Cause you know we love you Taylor

And you love your fans the same

'Cause we're not young and not reckless We'll take the safest car All the way to Miami From Boca it’s pretty far I’ve got a short list of children

They'll tell you I'm insane Can you leave 2 at will call baby? Please write our name

[deenafla]

Taylor Swift, where you been? I’ve heard you sing incredible things Called the radio stations and tried to win Tickets to your concert here next week Oh my God, look at that price The scalpers charge much more than twice We want those tickets, but cannot pay? We have some money, saved up to go Saw the date in a magazine Ain't it funny, how quickly Those tickets got away from me So hey, let's be friends I'm dying to see how the concert ends Grab your limo and my hand I can be the coolest mom for a weekend So we’re gonna be there Tuesday? Or we’re just gonna watch it on tv? You can tell me that you’ll help us So I can avoid being so lame I’ve got a short list of children They'll tell you I'm insane 'Cause you know we love you Taylor And you love your fans the same 'Cause we're not young and not reckless We'll take the safest car All the way to Miami From Boca it’s pretty far I’ve got a short list of children They'll tell you I'm insane Can you leave 2 at will call baby? Please write our name #helpmetaylor #helpmetaylorswift #helpmetakemy12yearoldsuperfan #makemeacoolmom #prettyplease

[deenafla]

$1400 a ticket? Ticket scalpers are yucky. Taylor? Can you help a girl out?#helpmetakemy12yearoldsuperfan #helpmetaylor #makemeacoolmom #helpmetaylorswift #taylorswift1989 #ticketscalpersareyucky #sobummed (at Boca Raton, Florida)

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Animal puns? ANIMAL PUNS!

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Cats That Just Can’t Deal With This Week

We are these kitties. These kitties are us. We are one.

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Drinking Characters

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