A bullet has your name on it,A grenade is to whom it may concern,A dragon is a general announcement.One Shot Weapon: Celestial F+ck You Scroll of Summon Weaponized Astral Serpent Pandaria was a wondrous and wild adventure across the entire continent in all cardinal directions, and nothing came of it aside from some bitter taste for non-gold accented architecture and a single scroll. Haunt, not one to devalue ancient, soggy, decrepit pieces of parchment, managed to have the scroll evaluated by a Lorewalker among the Alliance after learning enough of the language to read it. It at least seemed interesting, calling the stars, speaking of a serpent of heavenly bodies manifest from pre-history engineering, with lesser discussion of the great Celestials of Pandaria included in all corners. The result was upheaval and chaos, for seeking further knowledge, as a fight that broke out in Ironforge and made its way as far over as Thelsamar. The Lorewalker knew what Haunt found, and at the fight’s culmination, Haunt discovered out for themselves exactly what they had gotten their hands on.
The dragon was summoned by Haunt’s desperation to win the combat against the skilled fighter, having managed to put enough pieces together to read the scroll aloud, rather expecting fireworks, or, based on the strange depictions upon it, an engineered intervention of starry intent. A nice moonfire or ten, perhaps. What Haunt got, however, was an entire serpent made of stars, twisting upon itself the constellations that made its body, so ancient in its design it only knew primal instinct. When it breathed, galaxies spewed forth, striking Haunt’s foe with comets that shattered the ground and decimated a small portion of Loch Modan’s scenic landscape with small, icy craters.
It was a swift victory with the Lorewalker’s surrender, her relent coming in recognition that the Broker knew what they tampered with, and that a celestial body probably was not going to pop up upon being summoned by a strange masked elf again, anyway. The scroll was potentially spent.
Or was it?Haunt maintains possession of the scroll, but, having not used it since, has no idea the status of its effectiveness. They have, though, named the dragon Methiyn, in reference to one of the primary components of comets. Sometimes, it is used as a threat. Over the years, Haunt has crafted some technology for the dragon, a means to make its state permanent, ideally, through electrical intervention, as well as some side-mounted rockets, because war, and most importantly, a saddle. Who doesn’t want to ride a primordial star cluster? Haunt does. Perhaps, if lucky, Haunt will manage to reconstruct the serpent again and utilize it as a part of their arsenal, and if they are very lucky, tame it for war.
[Thank you @helryder666!]