#hemacon

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Hematite: *drops something* Oh, fuck me.

Zircon: I’m trying.

Hematite: What?

Zircon: What?

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I should’ve just accepted I’d like the depressed one with scruffy hair.

Zircon, deadpanning

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Zircon: Me and Tremolite have been texting. Check it out.

Hematite: [reading text] “New phone who dis.”

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Zircon: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Agate: Yeah.

Zircon: You know what else is beautiful?

Agate and Zircon in unison: Hematite.

Agate:

Zircon:

The stars: That's a bit gay

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Love you, cutie pie. Sorry. I'll think of a better one than 'cutie pie'. You're my angel... dust. Sorry, that's a drug.

Zircon, to Hematite

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Zircon: I hear the mountains of Germany are adequate.

Hematite: I love you, but your solution to every problem is to live in a mountain.

Zircon: ... I love you too.

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Zircon: [sees bee on Hem’s arm]

Zircon: “Uh oh”

Zircon: [rolls up a newspaper]

Zircon: “Babe… Stay still..”

Zircon: (Using newspaper as a megaphone) THERE’S A FUCKING BEE ON YOU

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Cat: “Hem, Can we get Mcdonalds?”

Hem: “No Cat, Zircon made us a nice dinner at home.”

Cat wiping away tears: “I fucking hate this family”