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OK DUDE JUST HMU AND ILL BE HERE FANGIRLING BC I HAVE NO LIFE SO YEE

ALRIGHT COOL

Im half michael girl! You can tag me kn posts and talk to me about stuff!

WILL DO OKAY I EXPECT YOU TO FANGIRL WITH ME

Hey dude ma names caroline and i like all kinds of music except country. Im a short potato and i love being alone on my phone or going on adventures with friends. Im just really weird nd i love making peeps laugh and smile and yeee :) youre v rad btw

you are the CUTEST short potato ever ! i always see you on my dash and i love your posts

your ship: luke

ship name: laroline

meeting: you guys met sneaking to an open mic night at one of luke’s favorite bars in sydney. you were down under due to a vacation with some of your friends. no one in the band has luke’s taste in humor so he goes alone (internal tears). standing near the window with your drink in your hand, you’re startled by a quiet tapping. you hide your giggles while struggling to get the window open. you were wondering how absolutely no one was going to notice this giant, ghostly looking man-child tumbling in through the window. some how he did it, and whispers from a fair distance, “hey thanks so much, I'm luke” with one of the thickest Australian accents you’ve ever heard. after that, you had decided you wanted to go home with him. he took glances every now and then all night, swiftly directing his line of sight somewhere else when you caught him. after a while of staring from a far, luke drunk-stumbles on the platform stage and grabs a hold of the mic, “this one’s for the gorgeous woman in the back. great window lifter.” the crowd was dead silent out of confusion. after that was a few cheesy pick up lines mixed up with long ass joke he couldn’t remember the punchlines to. after that, you had decided you really wanted to go home with him, but not so much in like a one-night-stand kind of way anymore.

THAT WAS LONGER THAN EXPECTED HOLY FUCK WHATEVER

CHOCOLATE SHIPS GET IT

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Music Tag

Rules: Hit shuffle on your ipod, iphone, or itunes and write down your first 10 songs. Then tag people. • As It Is - Speak Soft • You Me At Six - This Is The First Thing • Eminem - FACK • Ed Sheeran - The Parting Glass • Bea Miller - Chains (Acapella Cover) • Issues - Princeton Ave • Jeremih - Fuck You All The Time • The Weeknd - Can't Feel My Face • The 1975 - Sex • Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! - Playing Dead sunriseziam, dumbdun, hisbrokenbae, hemmingsluts

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GO TO SLEEP MY YOUNG ONE ITS 3:17 AM

YOU FUCKIN GO TO BED IM GONNA BE HOME ALONE ALL FUCKING DAY

#hemmingsluts #asks yo

HOW MANY POTATO

SIX POTATO

#hemmingsluts #asks yo

Could you do one of michael and luke (sorry im needy) and how they would react to a hispanic bday party where theres loud music, hella food, people dancing, and everyones speaking spanish?? Love you Xx.

i think lucas would go along with it. and like, try to learn as many phrases as he can to communicate with everyone at the party and would be super awkward like “um.. como estas.. mi amo luke.” and smile when he did it right and then just nod approvingly at himself and stuff.

and i think mikey would be like ‘ ah fuck come on ‘ and just sit around drinking a beer as he watches everyone and like walks around trying to see which people speak in english so they can be his translator and stuff but he’d try hard to get along with everyone ((:

blurb night!!

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