#hemosuck

[natasalways]

first impression: wow you're really pretty and cool and nice now: you are beautiful nerd and the most wonderful cinnamon roll. you're also the best boyfriend a datemate could have

d’awwww

[pen-island-tomodachi]

Just some things that happned on my island today. 

Marceline is now dating Arthur Pendragon.

My friends got married.

My sister and her IRL boyfriend had their second son, while Rapunzel and Prince Eric had their first daughter.

Also my sister got my brother and Mabel Pines together.

Not pictured: I added three new characters today: Baymax, Asami, and Ryder (pictured below).

[landofnevergrowingold]

A few gems from my twitter

I went on my twitter for the first time in forever, and so here are a few gems:

*Sneezes* 'damn it' 'A bless you would have sufficed.'

Does this mean I'm hot? No it means you're a shark butt

'Asian Easton babies' - Dan

'All the church kids, into the pedo van!' -Eli

Guys we've been thinking about this all wrong, our earlobes are made of wobbly bones.

How can you be a hero to people if you eat them? That's not heroic -My mom

That's ina-pro-pro

Blood is thicker than water, but syrup is thicker than blood so maybe we should respect pancakes more than people

Are there forest fires in Australia? Probably, there are a lot of kangaroos

There's no room for cowboys in cuba because cuba is communist - My younger brother

[landofnevergrowingold]

Why have I grown apart from all of my friends? This is the kind of shit that keeps me up at night.

[natasalways]

hemosuck replied to your post: remember that time someone called me a...

you are a disney prince

not yet im not

[bokutow]

purpleeeee

ELIZA! BAE! 

URL: bruh that is the most lowkey vamptastic url i've ever seen and am ever likely to see kudos kudos 666/10

Theme: if you put any more technicolor homestuck on there i think your blog would evolve into mspa dot com i love it PRICELESS

Posts: i've seen memes, homestuck, jokes, textposts, funny pics, and you help me out in huge ways so much thank you for being real and hilarious A+

Icon: vaguely gruesome, fully iconic amaze/10

Overall: ur skeleton is probably so fucking rad that even post mortem you're gonna be so cute/punk/fab that the rest of the skeleton army won't be able to deal and will just appoint you the leader wow 

candy

[natasalways]

im so proud of myself

[natasalways]

♥

Opening credits: Espeon - PHOX

Waking up: Blue and White - PHOX

Falling in love: Strawberry Fields Forever - The Beatles

Fight song: Superego - Homestuck

Breaking Up Song: Megalomania - Muse

Getting back together: Main Titles - Alan Menken (from Little Mermaid)

Wedding: I Will Wait - Mumford and Sons

Birth of child: Coolkid - Homestuck 

Death scene: Ramona (Acoustic) - Beck (from Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World)

Final battle: Escape Pod - Homestuck

Funeral song: Month of May - Arcade Fire

End credits: Terraform - Homestuck

lots of homestuck songs but im still fucking laughing about coolkid