#henchasks

[the-faithful-henchwoman]

a mothcritter is loafed at your window. it is staring at a tree and is outside.

... sigh one of these again? why are the-

!?

wh- What the hell do you two want?!

// @thehumblecritter2

[the-faithful-henchwoman]

ƃuᴉlᴉǝɔ ɹnoʎ uo dǝǝls ᴉ uɐɔ pǝɹoq ɯᴉ

...Why do you want to sleep in my home?

[the-faithful-henchwoman]

hello! i'm here with the News! you win!

...is there a prize or something?

[the-faithful-henchwoman]

[your mothcritter is staring at the microwave, rotated 45 degrees]

*Serva notices the mothcritter's behavior, and notes that it's likely confusion*

Do you not know what a microwave is?

[the-faithful-henchwoman]

Serva, stop denying that you have a possibility with Faith

...i don't know, i don't know, i don't knowidontknowidontknowidontknow if its possible.

After all, I've worked for people that I feel like she should hate me for, but... she said she was fine with me being a villain.

maybe... maybe i'll talk to her.

maybe

[the-faithful-henchwoman]

places a suspiciously large (like, quarter of a bedroom sized) amount of common treasure (with a note) at [your current place of residence] and skitters away :3

the note: "ethically sourced"

I can work with this.

Hey @best-faith-interpreter , sorry for... that, but I got you enough money to buy yourself a place to stay. If you say Anything about this, I'll...

...just stay safe, alright?

[the-faithful-henchwoman]

Now I know you don't exactly... like me... somehow, I am the BEST!

But I do feel like we are the only ones that can decide which Sonic characters everyone is. So, I do wish to employ your help with this, if you decline I do understand.

- @best-faith-interpreter

...Fine, if you need to know. And because you employ someone I actually respect.

First off, the ones we know:

bad-faith-interpreter: Sonic the Hedgehog

rival-faith-misinterpreter: Shadow the Hedgehog

best-faith-interpreter: Surge the Tenrec

malevolent-belief-translator: Silver the Hedgehog

the-faithful-henchwoman: Miles "Tails" Prower

Now, here are my suggestions:

optimism-faith-misinterpreter: Ray the Squirrel

cannibal-faith-interpreter: Doctor Eggman

worsefaithmisinterpreter: Metal Sonic

freak-faith-interpreter: Zazz

immortal-faith-misinterpreter: Merlina the Wizard

springforit: Barry the Quokka

isuggesttherapy: Tikal the Echidna

nihilism-faith-misinterpreter: Zor

gay-faith-interpreter: Ian Jr the Self-insert

yuri-faith-misinterpreter: Amy the Hedgehog

no-faith-uninterpreter: Andronic

surely-serious-interpreter: Sage

(Poll cancelled as I have come to a conclusion, and besides, Tails was winning anyway)

[the-faithful-henchwoman]

Other anon is a coward, I WILL say that I ship you with Faith, and yes, it is doomed yuri.

WH

B-but how can you call them a coward when you're not even showing yourself huh?! Clearly you aren't as brave as you say you are!