a mothcritter is loafed at your window. it is staring at a tree and is outside.
... sigh one of these again? why are the-
!?
wh- What the hell do you two want?!
// @thehumblecritter2
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a mothcritter is loafed at your window. it is staring at a tree and is outside.
... sigh one of these again? why are the-
!?
wh- What the hell do you two want?!
// @thehumblecritter2
ƃuᴉlᴉǝɔ ɹnoʎ uo dǝǝls ᴉ uɐɔ pǝɹoq ɯᴉ
...Why do you want to sleep in my home?
hello! i'm here with the News! you win!
...is there a prize or something?
[your mothcritter is staring at the microwave, rotated 45 degrees]
*Serva notices the mothcritter's behavior, and notes that it's likely confusion*
Do you not know what a microwave is?
Serva, stop denying that you have a possibility with Faith
...i don't know, i don't know, i don't knowidontknowidontknowidontknow if its possible.
After all, I've worked for people that I feel like she should hate me for, but... she said she was fine with me being a villain.
maybe... maybe i'll talk to her.
maybe
places a suspiciously large (like, quarter of a bedroom sized) amount of common treasure (with a note) at [your current place of residence] and skitters away :3
the note: "ethically sourced"
I can work with this.
Hey @best-faith-interpreter , sorry for... that, but I got you enough money to buy yourself a place to stay. If you say Anything about this, I'll...
...just stay safe, alright?
Now I know you don't exactly... like me... somehow, I am the BEST!
But I do feel like we are the only ones that can decide which Sonic characters everyone is. So, I do wish to employ your help with this, if you decline I do understand.
- @best-faith-interpreter
...Fine, if you need to know. And because you employ someone I actually respect.
First off, the ones we know:
bad-faith-interpreter: Sonic the Hedgehog
rival-faith-misinterpreter: Shadow the Hedgehog
best-faith-interpreter: Surge the Tenrec
malevolent-belief-translator: Silver the Hedgehog
the-faithful-henchwoman: Miles "Tails" Prower
Now, here are my suggestions:
optimism-faith-misinterpreter: Ray the Squirrel
cannibal-faith-interpreter: Doctor Eggman
worsefaithmisinterpreter: Metal Sonic
freak-faith-interpreter: Zazz
immortal-faith-misinterpreter: Merlina the Wizard
springforit: Barry the Quokka
isuggesttherapy: Tikal the Echidna
nihilism-faith-misinterpreter: Zor
gay-faith-interpreter: Ian Jr the Self-insert
yuri-faith-misinterpreter: Amy the Hedgehog
no-faith-uninterpreter: Andronic
surely-serious-interpreter: Sage
(Poll cancelled as I have come to a conclusion, and besides, Tails was winning anyway)
Other anon is a coward, I WILL say that I ship you with Faith, and yes, it is doomed yuri.
WH
B-but how can you call them a coward when you're not even showing yourself huh?! Clearly you aren't as brave as you say you are!