I would make such a good henchman. I’d be so good at saying “yeah, boss!” While fucking up my orders in new and creative ways. I already have an insane laugh.
If I do end up actually being useful to my evil boss you better bet I would undercut it by instantly getting a crush on the hero.
If anyone needs to hire someone for your evil plan who knows his actions have terrible consequences but persists anyway because he thinks he can do more good than harm from the inside, but is ultimately deluding himself until he finally accepts the bars of his prison and his role as nothing but a tool to be wielded, and is then swayed by the hero who can see his buried desire to do good and gives him a second chance and also they have gay sex. If you have an opening in that role let me know and I’ll send you my resume.
