Pour River Water In Your Socks

He/Him Perpetually sleep deprived engineering student. The future is scary, but that just hope and muddy socks all the more important.

[lauroftheuniverse]

Been interested in dispatch lately so I did the sane thing and drew jmart as dispatch characters

I may have also been cooking up a whole au of somewhere else being Torrance, CA.

[xxxregulusblackxxx]

TELL ME MORE PEOPLE

[lauroftheuniverse]

OKAY well to tell you the truth I don’t have a cohesive plot, but I do have a bunch of only partially related details, bc I’ve been bouncing the idea around with some friends

Assorted details include:

Jon very much does NOT like Flambae, (bc of Jude Perry) and gets a little petty about it.

Martin doesn’t rlly like Waterboy because he’s reminded a little too much of himself when he first started working at the Institute.

Z-team started betting on the jmart sex lives only for them all to lose bc they don’t realize Jon’s ace.

Day 1 in the office, Jon sees Beef and immediately thinks it’s a dog incident 2.0.

Some other things that were discussed in further detail (that I can’t rlly take credit for the ideas)

Somewhere else versions of Trevor and Julia being a superhero duo in America (Julia and Robert get along way too well)

Martin accidentally becoming simped over online and doesn’t know how to deal with that

Somewhere Else Leitner is a pretentious rich guy who regularly makes calls to the SDN. He still collects weird things

The Somewhere Else version of Jon may have been a British Supervillain who suddenly went off the grid (due to dying lol) which has lead to some… not ideal mixups

[l0gistic-lunat1c]

It’s been months and I can’t stop thinking about this. Like yeah Jon has terrifying powers but he’s so useless in a fight. He’d also be such a terrible dispatcher, he’s such a terrible boss and is NOT cool under pressure.

I desperately more on this idea.

[neat-deadandlive-things]

The creature outside my window that has been building a nest all week finally had a baby!

[genderfluid-druid]

[ID: Two photos of a large excavator at a construction site. Next to it, very small by comparison, is a compactor. End ID]

[pillowspace]

I think that’s a 🐌

[typebeanie]

Thinking about Oroden Stormblessed again. Like imagine.

You’re the son of the town surgeon. You have two older brothers; both of them are dead. One of them died long before you were born, as a child soldier in a meaningless war. The other one died mysteriously in a far away land after essentially achieving Myth status by gaining superpowers and leading a group of men out of slavery and into the highest ranks of the military. This older brother you remember vaguely, although not the way other people talk about him. They say he was an incredible warrior, that the very storms gave way to him. They say nothing could kill him; until, presumably, something did. You don’t remember him being skilled with a spear, though. You remember his tears and laughter the first time he held you. You remember that he had a spren who you used to play with. You remember how he used to float in the air at breakfast, stormlight glowing around him.

You remember how your parents grieved when they finally received word from Shinovar, after years of hoping that maybe he’d survived. You remember your father begging you to never touch a weapon, sobbing in a drunken stupor about how he couldn’t lose another son. He begs you to become a surgeon. What a legacy to live up to, though, because you have your older brother’s last name. Stormblessed. So what do you choose? How do you live your life? Surgeon, Warrior, or something else? Maybe an artist, or a carpenter like the older brother you never knew?

I dunno guys I’m just so excited to learn about him in arc two. 

[thecheeserat82]

I recently went to an anime convention, it was rather boring, but among the crowd I noticed two people who looked remarkably like Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood

They weren't friends, but I sometimes saw them nearby, not interacting. And it drove me crazy, i really wanted to make an AU where Jon and Martin met at an anime convention, I don't know if it was before or after the institution, but I really wanted to do something like this, a drawing or something written in AO3

Well, maybe it's a somewhat crazy idea, but JMart at an anime convention ( tim and Sasha might also be there 👀👀 )

I know, guys, I'm crazy.

[l0gistic-lunat1c]

I’ve been seriously debating cosplaying as Jonathan Sims at Anime NYC and I’m going to interpret this as a sign.

[l0gistic-lunat1c]

Petition for kitchen stoves to be able to spin a stir rod

[l0gistic-lunat1c]

Did you know that the heaviest organ in the body is skin? For my new weight loss plan I propose

[l0gistic-lunat1c]

Thunder is just the sky’s stomach grumbling. You should feed it.

[l0gistic-lunat1c]

I would make such a good henchman. I’d be so good at saying “yeah, boss!” While fucking up my orders in new and creative ways. I already have an insane laugh.

If I do end up actually being useful to my evil boss you better bet I would undercut it by instantly getting a crush on the hero.

If anyone needs to hire someone for your evil plan who knows his actions have terrible consequences but persists anyway because he thinks he can do more good than harm from the inside, but is ultimately deluding himself until he finally accepts the bars of his prison and his role as nothing but a tool to be wielded, and is then swayed by the hero who can see his buried desire to do good and gives him a second chance and also they have gay sex. If you have an opening in that role let me know and I’ll send you my resume.

[shoezuki]

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

[l0gistic-lunat1c]

@ravenstar11 this you?

[l0gistic-lunat1c]

Ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon deez wretched nuts

[l0gistic-lunat1c]

Clean boot hunting is a form of British sport hunting similar to fox hunting, where a bunch of rich Englishmen ride around on horses in foppish outfits and use bloodhounds to track prey. The difference between clean boot hunting and fox hunting is that clean boot hunting uses humans as prey, finally allowing them to live out their dreams of hunting poors for sport.

I believe it would be great fun to be the target in such a hunt. Fleeing from hoofbeats and baying hounds trying to evade my pursuers seems like it would be a great form of exercise. I'm curious to see if tumblr agrees.

[l0gistic-lunat1c]

I fear I lack the experience to claim I have the heart of a warrior. This is why I will be applying to Waffle House.

[l0gistic-lunat1c]

Me: Hey, how big are the wolves here? Guy who's only ever lived on an island populated exclusively with megafauna: Normal size

[phantomrose96]

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

[l0gistic-lunat1c]

Been getting into the hard boiled egg fandom lately

[jennydolfen]

A happy boy and his happy horse: Adolin Kholin on Gallant, both living their shared dream of flying. An absolute joy of a commission for Finnean.

From Wind and Truth, by Brandon Sanderson. Watercolour on Windsor&Newton cold-pressed paper, 11x14 inches. Prints coming soon!

Detail:

Procreate brushes Patreon Tip jar Prints

[saphrodoe]

projecting onto kaladin again

(fixed his scar)