#her-vampire-king

[fuckbeingalawyer]

Mr. Wright, I'm booooored [the bat flops down on Phoenix's desk]

(..... He's acting like a kid....)

.... Err. And what's gotten you into that boredom? 

[ceruleanseelie]

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

Bridget prepares some homemade yellow cake with vanilla frosting before calling out to every available ear in the apartment. "Cake's done! Everyone get down here!"

[tyrant-two-of-spades-blog]

"Huh? Who're you? You have a weird looking soul..."

Two left her relaxed stance and stared down at the left side of his chest, where his "soul" resided. It was obvious that he was not human.

[fuckbeingalawyer]

What's so wrong with being the son of a vampire, hmm? [Of course, Mordicus forgot that right now he was in his wife's body thanks to magic anons, so maybe Phoenix hadn't met this red-headed werewolf girl that was standing in front of him now.]

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Err, uhh.....W-Wouldn't that make me your servant or something? If, well, i ever was a vampire, and uh--

........

.......

......!?

[Then he realizes something. Mordicus didn't look the same. Wait, nothing of him looked the same.]

.......I was going to ask you another question, but. What--

.....

What happened to you?

[the-truth-is-everything-blog]

her-vampire-king replied to your post: *suddenly, a bat comes flying in and is pretty much crashing into everything!* MR. EDGEWOOOOOORTH—!!

[The bat lands on the floor, squeaking and obviously looking distressed.] M-Mr. Edgeworth?! I-I know you’re in here, I can smell you!

.....

Nghh. Fine, i'm here. What is it that you want?

[the-truth-is-everything-blog]

*suddenly, a bat comes flying in and is pretty much crashing into everything!* MR. EDGEWOOOOOORTH--!!

WHAT ON EARTH--

[fuckbeingalawyer]

*drops down from ceiling* BOO!

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[*SUDDENLY SPITS DRINK OUT*]

[fuckbeingalawyer]

I'LL BITE YOUR GIRLFRIEND IF YOU TELL HIM--!!

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAT--

F-FINE. J-JUST STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW A-AND I WON'T TELL HIM!