#herculesthestrong

[toloveanutcracker-archive]

Now that i'm back, i really want to start talking to everyone that i used to rp with again...i've missed everyone.

[misanthropicmegara]

Headcanon: Megules children

Any child of Megules can see a femme fatale/scam artist a mile away. They may not say so to that person's face, and may even watch some amateur chick pull a few moves on a guy. But aside, even at the age of eight, one of Meg's kids would say to a friend, "She's using him," in such a self-assured fashion that none would disbelieve him or her except for the age factor.

Their mother taught them well.

[misanthropicmegara]

Domesticity meme: Megules

Since I can’t be perfectly certain as to which version of the ship you’re talking about I’ll do both for funsies.

Disney:

who cooks normally?: Hercules though they do employ people for that.

how often do they fight?: Not often. Hercules hates fighting, and Meg doesn’t have much to complain about.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Hercules has to go on long hero quests, and so he spends plenty of time away trying to get it done as quickly as possible.

nicknames for each other?: Wonder Boy and Meg, respectively

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Hercules, he has the job, and basically owns the gold of Greece.

who steals the covers at night?: Hercules, due to being considerably larger than Megara, and too strong to wrench them away from.

what would they get each other for gifts?: Hercules loves finding Megara jewelry and Meg makes him practical equipment for his journeys. Durable things with meaningful pictures woven in.

who remembers things?: Meg. Hercules is too scatter-brained.

who cusses more?: Meg. Living in the Underworld does a few things to your vocabulary.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Hercules would fly into a rage and rampage in search of who did it. Depending on the magnitude of damage done, that person will probably not survive the encounter. Megara would be more calculating, but she would come up with a scheme to cut their lives to shreds.

who kissed who first?: It was mutual, but Hercules leaned in first.

who made the first move?: Hades, who convinced Megara to flirt with Hercules. :3

who started the relationship?: Hercules, in that he could have left Megara after fighting Nessus, but he wanted to get to know her.

Mthyverse:

who cooks normally?: Megara. Once she learned how she got particular, and doesn’t like Herc’s field rations that much.

how often do they fight?: Only when they disagree about something regarding the Underworld, Hekate, especially.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Megara studies and explores to satisfy her curiosity. Heracles goes on hero missions and visits old friends. He only goes visiting without Megara if she’s in the Underworld, though. The missions happen anytime someone needs help.

nicknames for each other?: Heracles only calls her Meg for now, but Megara calls him Darling because she said it accidentally once and he liked it.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Heracles, being the one with money.

who steals the covers at night?: Heracles, since Megara basically turns comatose when she sleeps and doesn’t even move. He is also too strong to take the covers back from.

what would they get each other for gifts?: Heracles will find her books and interesting things to study, along with the occasional jewelry or dress. Megara likes to buy lingerie now that she knows he likes it, and used to weave his clothes when that was an issue.

who remembers things?: Both of them, though for some reason they surprise each other with remembering.

who cusses more?: Megara. She invokes the names of dangerous Underworld entities on the slightest provocation, good or bad.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?:

who kissed who first?: Heracles. Megara was not amused.

who made the first move?: Heracles again. Megara was terrified.

who started the relationship?: Heracles. Unless you count  Kreon for arranging it.

[misanthropicmegara]

Dear future me

Please don’t ever forget that Hades is a monster who will be after you and everything you care about the moment he crawls out of his pit. I anticipate that life will become rather pleasant soon, and it could be easy to forget. Don’t lose hope either. Today I’m filled with it, and I know that Hercules loves me, that he always will. Someday it might be easy to believe that he will grow tired of me, but he isn’t the sort. Don’t misjudge him, he doesn’t deserve it.

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[frossenx-archive]

frostypeterpan the-burnt-runt midwiinter ice-master-kristoff herculesthestrong yousaidmyname

※ Swirling storm inside. . .

 She paces back and forth as the sun sets and as the sun sets, it gets colder. This was a cold she didn't create. This was a numbing cold. She had tried to fend it off. This was the type of cold she feared. The type that frosted her own castle, the natural cold. Mother natures cold. She couldn't control this type of cold. 

    Her body shivered and trembled, eyes closing as she rushed from the foyer. If she could get outside, maybe she could close off the balcony, create a frost on the inside to trap her body heat. She turned on her heel, the train of her dress billowing behind her as she burst through the doors to the balcony. 

   She raised a hand, her opposite clutched near her chest as she tried to catch her breath. She wasn't strong enough to create her own frost, too unfocused, too fearful. She winced as a howling wind cut through the castle, almost freezing Elsa to the spot. 

    "I-I can't control this.. T-this isn't mine.." she gasped. 

[misanthropicmegara]

Just not today!: Hercules and Megara

When Meg woke up, she wished she hadn't. While Hercules had been gone, the nausea and fatigue had first seemed like some kind of illness, but it was now clear she was, in fact, with child. She had started staying in bed for most of the day, barely able to force herself to rise, except to find something to eat, or lose it, and she'd made quite the burrow on her side of the bed, which she now curled up in, refusing to move.

[cursednomore]

herculesthestrong has approached you

She had decided to take a break and go stay at her ice castle for a bit. The place needed to be cleaned up anyways after what had happened with Hans and his guardsmen when they came here to kill her. So after she had recreated the chandelier that was hanging in the highest room of the castle, she sighed and then went to the balcony that overlooked the vast mountains. Even at this distance, she could point out where Arendelle was, thankfully not covered in snow anymore. 

But as she rested her forearms against the ice railing, she noticed movement below and then saw a man with bright redish-orange hair standing there, looking a bit lost. And probably cold too since she kept this part of the mountain covered in snow. 

"Excuse me, but, can I help you with something?" It wasn't like people just wandered out here by accident. She had built the castle this far away from civilization for a reason. Here, she could be free and not worry about hurting anyone with her powers.