What becoming British does to a mfer

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What becoming British does to a mfer
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happy birthday Graham!
Kiss me hard before you go Summertime sadness
Hypnotees after handing control to mischievous hypnotists (ca. 1900).
"hey bud! Long time no see huh?"
"..."
"what? Still shocked about that lunatic lady? bAh- it's just a demon nothing too harsh y'kn-"
"you're an hypocrite master."
"..what?"
"you're an HYPOCRITE! You- YOU KEEP GETTING SAD AND- AND CLINGY- WHENEVER I'M NOT TWO FUCKING FEET AWAY FROM YOU BUT THEN YOU- YOU-..leave me to die with..those demons all of this time."
"..b-bud what are you talking about? I didn't left! I was- i used that telepathic call! Y'know?"
"except you were- always busy and when i called you just- avoided me."
"i..i was busy trying to save yo-"
"FROM WHAT?? Save me from what?! The lady? That- STUPID manipulative demon?! SHE ALREADY TOOK MY POWERS AND STAFF! I'm nothing NOW- and THIS is you protecting me?!"
"..."
"you suck at keeping friends and family more than my dad to be honest, you both suck at being an active figure in people's eyes."
"...."
"..b-..are you going to leave-?"
"whY DO YOU CARE ABOUT THAT?? YOU WERE THE ONE WHO LEFT! WHY DO YOU CARE IF I LEAVE?"
"i-"
"you're fucking immortal and have nothing to do all day other than TALK TO ME and yet you're ABSENT IN MY LIFE like- LIKE MY FATHER."
"I'm sorry buddy- I'm really am-"
"oh don't buddy me! If you wanna go back to that stupid vacation just go. You have more- immortal god thingy things to do."
"no- no I'm here to help and protect you!"
"i don't- need protection. I need a father in my life that doesn't end up leaving me."