choi xiang // 24 // cortado // it’s funny in a rich man’s world
technically the illegitimate son of a politician // mom got sent away to china and raised xiang there // got hauled back to korea later bc dad got #nervous w elections coming up // worst 6 years of his life // got freedom in exchange for not fucking up his dad’s rep // he’s going though his rebellious punk teen phase late // eyeliner game 2 strong // travels around a lot // his trajectory looks suspiciously identical to one song jaewon’s but who’s paying attention? // jaded with life from his experience with the upper political elite // trying to find fun again // aka maybe if he follows every impulse he’ll find things worth it again // likes showing off his wealth // be his sugar babe even if he might ghost at any second // professional dumbass // gives out his number to everyone // asks for everyone’s number // he came to australia to witness for himself if kangaroos rly look this terrifying irl // and mb bc a certain song jaewon came here
needs// locals to show him what’s lit in australia, sugar babes bc he loves wasting money, fellow dumbasses to introduce him to every dumb way to blow money in melbourne, pals 2 get high with, he rly wants a motorcycle help him achieve the dream, makeup enthusiasts to teach him the Ways of doing wings, also if anyone happens 2 speak hangzhouhua he could use some refreshers pls