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So I got some wax melts and a warmer at Walmart yesterday and I’m offering a strawberry melt to Hermes.

May He help me get the hell out of Target.

O Hermes, give me the strength to NOT KILL SOMEONE OVER THAT STUPID STORE CREDIT CARD WE HAVE TO PUSH

( from side acc : @thotyspeeds )

:: zooms in on heelies ::

What did Zeus say to Apollo after he accidentally used his shampoo?

I didn't realize it was your shampoo, I apollo-gize.

:: trips ::

Alright, he might have snorted at that one. But only because Hermes had tripped, not because that pun was any good.

"I think you owe me an Apollo-gee for how bad that was."

"How drunk are you right now?" {bAHAHAHA}

PUT ONE OF THESE IN MY ASKBOX TO SEE HOW MY MUSE REACTS.

“Whadda ya mean? 'm not drunk, ya silily goose." she's very much drunk.

#hermes pls