#thotyspeeds

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( from side - blog: @thotyspeeds ) stealin' another one of them cows. for the good ol' days. will parade the cows around his brother's temples too~~

"I see someone wants an arrow in their butt." Apollo was already pulling back his bowstring.

Luckily for Hermes, the tip was a suction cup. He was close enough now with his stinky little brother that he didnt want to actually hurt the guy, but that couldnt go unpunished in some way.

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As much as Pan had inherited his social skills from his father, right now Pan didn’t actually know how he could reword his thoughts to sound like anything other than what they were. Hermes asked if he seemed content, but even from Pan’s initial question the answer was no. The stress could practically be seen radiating from him.

Walking with the god, Pan twirled a coin between the fingers of one hand as thought of how to answer. But by the time he thought of something, Hermes was already explaining himself.

Being a psychopomp to the dead was definitely a job Pan would never want. It sounded depressing and busy. There was always dead people, sometimes there were lots of them. A never ending job. How did Hermes even end up doing that? Pan’s best guess was a lost bet or pulling straws like Hades, Zeus and Poseidon all did.

“Then why don’t you just quit? Find something else you’d rather do.”

When Pan had grown tired of Olympus, that’s exactly what he’d done. He’d left and started up a new life in the wilderness here. He really was happy.

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Kharon, takes a minute to let their words sink in, before a wide smile pulls over his face and a deep hearty chuckle vibrates his chest. His hands coming up to clap together happily, he is unable to stop chuckling long enough to respond. At least not for a good few minutes, and yet all he could get out was a, 

              “Th- that was a good one!”

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( from side acc : @thotyspeeds )

:: zooms in on heelies ::

What did Zeus say to Apollo after he accidentally used his shampoo?

I didn't realize it was your shampoo, I apollo-gize.

:: trips ::

Alright, he might have snorted at that one. But only because Hermes had tripped, not because that pun was any good.

"I think you owe me an Apollo-gee for how bad that was."