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Oh mah gad
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1: Virgin?
Yeah.
2: Shoe Size
Uhhhh I think 7 1/2 to 8 1/2?
3: Do you Smoke?
Nope.
4: Do you Drink?
Occasionally.
5: Do you take drugs?
*eyes children's vitamins* nnnnnooooo
6: Age you get mistaken for
Twelve and twenty. I know, TOTALLY MAKES SENSE.
7: Have Tattoos?
Not yet.
8: Want any tattoos?
Yes. I have two in mind.
9: Got any Piercings?
Two in each ear.
10: Want any Piercings?
I've considered a lip one?
11: Best friend?
Kirby and Alix <><><><><><><><>
12: Relationship status
Engaged-ish.
13: Biggest turn ons
BEING IN COSPLAY/IN CHARACTER Uh oops
Biting
14: Biggest turn offs
Saliva.
The sound of kissing.
Several words.
15: Favorite Movie
Right now, The Hobbit asdfghjklkiuytrtyuiuytresdfghjnhbvcx
16: I’ll love you if
Hobbit.
Homestuck.
9.
Naruto.
If you feed me.
17: Someone you miss
Taylor. I see her every day at theatre, but I'm pretty sure she doesn't really notice I exist any more. <_>
18: Most traumatic experience
I slid off a treadmill once...
Okay no it was when a speaker about the size of me curled up fell off a shelf and landed on my head.
But that treadmill was pretty malicious yo.
19: A fact about your personality
Wibbly-wobbly, kitteny--bitchy... stuff.
In other words, I switch between being a shy little sassy kitten into an asshole who will ruin your life just because you looked at me.
20: What I hate most about myself
That right there.
21: What I love most about myself
I'm sexy.
I mean.
I love my writing. and drawing.
Yeah.
That.
22: What I want to be when I get older
Well, when the LOTR movies first came out, I dreamed of being in The Hobbit, BUT I GUESS THAT'S A BIT TOO LATE NOW, AIN'T IT.
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
My sister who is 3.5 years older than me is my motherfucking twin if you pluck a hair off her precious head I will rip your scalp off.
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
I love my mum to death. Badass lady right there.
Fuck my dad.
25: My idea of a perfect date
Cosplay/roleplaying at the Rennaisance Festival.
Then going out in public, still in character.
Then go home and cuddle/fuck/eat food.
26: My biggest pet peeves
Certain words.
The sound of kissing,
People looking at me.
Being touched or approached in any way without permission
Certain emoticons.
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
The Fili to my Kili, the Precious to my finger (only without the whole Sauron thing ew), the Sherlock to my Watson. The kindness to my spite and the sass to my shyness. Stormy blue eyes and a perfect smile (shit I'm giggling peopel are asleep). And she motherfuckin' HUGGABLE JESUS FUCK
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
Provided the sperm to make me.
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
They asked me how I was doing, and I didn't want to worry them.
30: What I hate the most about work/school
Everything.
31: What my last text message says
From my mumsy:
I love you and I'm so happy to be back here with you where I belong. <3
32: What words upset me the most
Asdfghjkl how the fuck am I supposed to type some of these without making weird animal noises fuck
Worst one is a synonym for dinner (I hate that word too btw), starts with an s and ends with an r.
Nyah
Babygirl
Darling
Hun/hon
Babe
Pee-pee
Unique (people called me that so many times I just I KNOW CAN YOU AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING ELSE FOR ONCE YOU DIPSHITS)
Basically 89% of the fucking English language.
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
Precious
Sexy
HANDSOME (yes please say that about me all the time)
Smart
Artistic
Boy you're a motherfucking kitten.
34: What I find attractive in women
Full figure
Uh
Don't laugh but
Saw some drawings of lady dwarves
And
I wouldn't mind
Some
uh
facial hair
and
uh
yeah
35: What I find attractive in men
HAIR
LOTS AND LOTS OF HAIR
I LIKE HAIR OKAY?
CHEST HAIR
HEAD HAIR
ARM/LEG HAIR
BIGASS HAPPY TRAILS
36: Where I would like to live
Iunno.
37: One of my insecurities
Am I being too much of an insensitive asshole right now or am I being too soft.
38: My childhood career choice
I wanted to... heehee... I wanted to be a hobbit.
Bitch
I'm a Dwarf now
HUNF.
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
Chocolate, I think? Haven't had ice cream in a while so
40: Who wish I could be
Who wish I could be...?
Uh
?
41: Where I want to be right now
I'm kind of in the mood to be on a sunny beach. Obviously in summer weather. I don't do that cold thing.
42: The last thing I ate
A McRib.
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
AIDAN. FUCKING. TURNER. HELP ME VFFDKDVXZVDEIORGFDHDUFHSDKHHFD
44: A random fact about anything
Can I just be level 90 on all my characters I mean jaysfuck











