i will eat your teeth :)

Saahs. 1994. any pronouns ]|[ if under 18 please do not follow. frequent content warnings: mental illness talk; bugs/spiders; horror; gore; i may forget to tag so follow at your own risk ]|[ i like many things and stuff i cycle through them like the seasons. sometimes i draw and write.

[saahs]

something like that.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[saahs]

Copy the link of this post, submit a ticket detailing the wrongful mature flag and provide said link. Reblogs @'ing staff might help, filling their support tickets with this problem should get us heard even better.

[jesterbots]

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

[queerautism]

Fellow white people did you know there's this cool youtube hack where you go out of your way to watch videos made by Black people. And suddenly your video recommendations will have loads of cool new channels. And then you realise youtube was literally hiding videos made by Black people from you because they assumed you wouldn't be interested

[canadianwheatpirates]

For everyone being like "we should talk about racial segregation by algorithms", you'll love Discriminating Data by Wendy Chun! She literally digs up the original study that "proved" people prefer to socialise with folks similar to them and showed that it discarded Black participants.

[thescienceofjohnlock]

“Being a good writer is 3% talent and 97% not being distracted by the internet.”

— — the writer reblogs, being distracted by the internet  (via hughsdancys)

[dragongirlsweetie]

ok i am curious. how long is the longest song in your library (not counting tracks that are like several songs in one file like a full album mix or symphony recording or whatever) (also if it is longer than 20 minutes say the name in the tags i am curious)

how long

< 3:00

3:00–3:59

4:00–4:59

5:00–5:59

6:00–6:59

7:00–7:59

8:00–11:59

12:00–15:59

16:00–20:59

21:00–24:59

25:00–30:00

≥ 30:00

Voting ended onJun 1

[dragongirlsweetie]

ok i would like to clarify it has to be music and it can't just be a short song that's been looped a bunch. that still counts as several songs in one file, it's just several of the same song in one file. no audiobooks no podcasts no plants vs zombies theme 2 hour loop

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’m really sorry for being team Thinking A Tumblr Shitpost Turn Of Phrase “Goes Hard” Is Usually Because You Don’t Read Books For Adults

[cheaphalloweencostume]

and i’m saying this as a tumblr text post staple myself who has been told this about my own work. and im always like, no it doesn’t. this shit does not go hard. i put a string of pretentious and loaded words together because it was funny

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my friend you caught me in a good mood (and happened to mention one of these posts that’s by a friend of mine and i feel warmly towards it despite what i just said) so i want to drop a short list of books you might like if you feel like You Can’t Kill Me In A Way That Matters/You Fungal Piece Of Shit can’t be replicated in “serious” literature!

Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer

The Cipher by Kathe Koja

The Beauty by Aliyah Whiteley

Roadside Picnic by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky

John Dies At The End by Jason Pargin

House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski

Bunny by Mona Awad

The King In Yellow by Robert W. Chambers

The Willows by Algernon Blackwood

The Conspiracy Against The Human Race by Thomas Ligotti

[importantcatpics]

[thedreadvampy]

Everywhere I go I'm reminded how much the desire to punish homelessness and migration and other Undesirablenesses make society markedly worse for everyone

like why is the park locked after 5pm so I can't go and sit under a tree after work? to punish rough sleepers for the terrible crime of being homeless and alive

why do I have to buy a drink, beg for a code and fuck around with an awkward keypad for 5 minutes in order to take a piss? because fuck homeless people

why do I need to provide proof of address and photo ID to do everything? because we had to create a really hostile environment for migrants

why can't you sit anywhere? well because god forbid people sleep when they're pushed out of shelter. can't risk that.

every day governments, councils and businesses make your life worse as a side effect of making vulnerable people's lives WAY worse. if you're ok with that you're a fucking idiot and if you're in favour of it you're a vindictive cunt cause again literally the ONLY payoff for your life getting worse is other people's lives getting worser.

[stupidestasshole]

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

[hyenaswine]

it spides

[001x456]

a man and a woman can be strictly platonic friends. but a man and a man can’t be that. they have to have violent gay sex and be obsessed with each other. it’s the yaoi rule

[charseraph]

No one knows if finishing a drawing is possible

[fluff-e-boy]

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

[primarybufferpanel]

Ohhh the fantasy of all your bones being put into one of those ultrasonic cleaning baths they use for jewelry. All the pain coming clouding out like dirt. Then carefully reassembled and joints oiled and then it would all just work perfectly and painlessly...

Like, I know that's not what's wrong with me but I think we should try just to be sure

[despazito]

Are we calling women who read shitty harlequin romance novels porn addicts now?

If you read one paragraph of vintage victorian smut you'd hurl.

[despazito]

God forbid women read a lame book with sex

[despazito]

people have been writing fucked up erotica for hundreds of years. of all porn consumption habits to label as an addiction i think reading erotica books is like.. one of the least applicable examples and written erotica is one of the least exploitative forms of porn out there. stop pathologizing things that give you ick, you're allowed to just say you dislike something

[stormsbourne]

again I must stress that ten or more years ago mormon leaders put out a statement that reading romance novels was equivalent to porn addiction and both would send you to hell

you guys are not progressive you're just mormons in disguise

[starlitbeetle]

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

[girlrustcohle]

i love being single except every few months when i want to be loved so bad that it eats me alive and makes me physically ill for two weeks but like the rest of the time im chill

[greenares]