punches a squid while retaining direct eye contact . / 100% serious ask
“SQUIDS HAVE TWO FINS AND CIRCULAR PUPILS, YOU FUCK! OCTOPI HAVE ROUND HEADS AND RECTANGULAR PUPILS!”
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punches a squid while retaining direct eye contact . / 100% serious ask
“SQUIDS HAVE TWO FINS AND CIRCULAR PUPILS, YOU FUCK! OCTOPI HAVE ROUND HEADS AND RECTANGULAR PUPILS!”
@herographed asked: ❛ You know it’s horrible now, but I hope it turns out okay. Like children. ❜ // tiktok sentence starters
PETER CAN’T HELP BUT LAUGH— albeit, an awkward one, the kind where he definitely finds the joke funny but the... uh, ‘metaphor’ is so out of left field it manages to throw him for a loop for a moment. “I mean that’s one way to look at it,” He nods, with a tired smile as if he isn’t about to throw out more jokes about the most catastrophic event to hit the world yet “I WOULD say yeah, but I dunno, I feel like MY experience from a child to now has kinda been the opposite of that, you know with the whole... turning out okay thing, so— ... actually I have no idea what else I’d say either, so... never mind, good point!”
“You don’t need to tell me everything. I just want to know how I can help.”
@herographed | prompt.
this is the last thing he ever could’ve wanted . he’s good at hiding his bruises , generally speaking no one will ever see them . but then along comes sonny , quiet footsteps that kurt hadn’t heard and then before he knew what was going on the boy was asking about the horrific bruises on his back and arms that they both know didn’t come from fucking up during one of his routines . there are obvious handprint shaped bruises on his arm , something kurt isn’t at all capable of talking his way out of . gaze lingers on sonny before his gaze drops and his shirt is quickly pulled on , quick to cover the shades of purple and yellow that tarnish pale skin . as if hiding his bruises means they’re not there , as if looking away from sonny means the boy isn’t watching him with worried eyes.
its obvious that kurt’s not at the top of his game , his entire practice had been full of sloppier than usual moves and wincing after just about every move . subtle enough that no one would notice unless theyre really paying attention to him . ❝ nothings goin— ❞ he attempts to sling his bag over his shoulder as he speaks , but it lands in just the right way to be painful , to cut off his words and draw out the softest whimper . hardly the display of stoicism he was going for . ❝ i’m—i’m fine . ❞
points at otto's arms, but only flo. "slayed the house down, houston, im deceased."
Flo knows it too. She is chirping at Sonny quite cheerfully as the others do the mechanical equivalent to pouting like children.
flicks rolled up paper balls at otto
Ponk, ponk, ponk...
Otto barely moves from his seat at his desk, as the pile of crumpled papers accumulates further. Ponk, ponk, ponk. He’s pretty sure Sonny is aiming ( and hitting his target; the top of his head ) quite well, for which he can be proud of. And, of course, means that Otto has gathered enough “data” as to their trajectory and timing. So, if he’s getting this right... ponk, ponk- He uses his pen to hit one and sends it right back to Sonny.
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Headcanon meme
[[ Otto didn’t really care about his sexuality, in a sense. He just knew he liked people for a variety of reasons and was like “ok, that’s how it is” and went on with his life... but he finds it really hard to express interest in people ]]
𝟹𝟸﹕ 𝑆𝐸𝑁𝐷𝐸𝑅 𝑆𝐻𝑂𝑉𝐸𝑆 𝑅𝐸𝐶𝐸𝐼𝑉𝐸𝑅 𝑂𝑈𝑇 𝑂𝐹 𝐴𝑁𝐺𝐸𝑅 . 💀 / @herographed
𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐑. There was a day, maybe, that he coulda gone that way —— back when his home life was rough and he had decisions about where to take his life —— but he managed to pull himself together. So, nah, he's not a fighter; before Venom, he barely had an instinct for it to speak of.
And so? When he's shoved? —— he's taken off-guard, but his other is swift to push the arm back, catch him before he can stagger too far, give his brain a second to catch up to what, exactly, is HAPPENING.
" Dude, " he protests, aggravated, holding out a hand in half-appeasement and half a sort've settling gesture. " The fuck? Words, man, not —— that. "
His other, meanwhile, is an insulted roar in his skull. [ 𝚆𝙴 𝚂𝙷𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳 𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝚃𝙴𝙴𝚃𝙷 ! ]
Eddie closes his eyes for a heartbeat, sets his jaw, and just —— with forced calm, says, " What is going on? "
" i'd happily go kick their arse, but i don't think that would help you. "
“Yeah -- I don’t want you ending up in a hospital bed today, pal.”
@herographed