#heroic shitposting

[multiversal-katrina]

Ayato: Sigh...

Swampy: ...?

Ayato: This view reminds me of another time it snowed... that was a long time ago.

Swampy: ... Faerghus?

Ayato: What?

Swampy: Nothing-

[multiversal-katrina]

Tartaglia: Comrade, a word of advice: Don't go yelling stupid things in the heat of battle. They might sound good in your head, but if you think about it, they make no sense at all. I'm talking about things like, "I'm on fire!" That's the last thing we want. Fire leaves behind nothing but ashes. And you must survive at all costs.

Swampy: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[multiversal-katrina]

*At Dragonspine*

Kaeya: How about a ghost story to go with the snow?~

[Swampy just throws a snowball at Kaeya’s face.]

[multiversal-katrina]

Medeus: You dare?

Swampy: ... bring light to your lair?

[multiversal-katrina]

Muspell: You dare let the word “ally” fall from your fool mouth?!

Swampy, pitching her voice up to 200%: YES.

(Alternatively-)

Muspell: You dare let the word “ally” fall from your fool mouth?!

Swampy: You DARE bring light to my lair?!

[multiversal-katrina]

Swampy: I can almost taste the door.

Claude: What does the door taste like?

Ephraim, in the background: Freedom!

Hector, also in the background: WOO! FREEDOM!

Swampy: ... Yes.

[multiversal-katrina]

Shinon: Bah. I am a mercenary, not an errand boy.

Swampy: We get it. You’re a merc, not a brick layer.

[multiversal-katrina]

Helbindi: This place is heaven compared to the filth pile I come from. That's where I belong, though.

Swampy: *sighs* I know you keep saying that, but I can easily think of ten people who would easily take your place in hell and or filth.

Helbindi: Name them!

Swampy: Gharnef, Garon, Zephiel, Surtr, Michalis, Narcian, Kronya, Nemesis, Gangrel, Ashnard.

Helbindi: ... Name six more!

Swampy: Valter, Iago, Death Knight, Petrine, Oliver, Berkut.

Helbindi: ... Name five more.

Swampy: Arvis, Julius, Lloyd, Linus, Grima.

Helbindi: ... Fine. I’m still not your pal though.

Swampy: *knife cat energy*