#hes the devil

[incorrectcultofthelambquotes]

Narinder, to the Lamb: The bar is so low that it’s a tripping hazard in hell and yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil.

[killerniinja]

mamablurr said to killerniinja:

Maccadams was crowded that night—and for good cause. Jazz has finally graced his bar for a live show—along with a bit Blurr had never seen before. Max? Whatever. Blurr’ till was thanking Jazz for the band night and mechs all around came to hear the bot sing. Blurr made sure Jazz’s cube was never empty—and he made sure his partner was taken care of too. It was a good. It was calm. For now...

that jazzmax ref I'm WEAK AHHH-

Sure he could’ve visited Maccadams from his own universe. But, in reality, the bots in this reality had the richest of high-grade energon. He strode in, catching a glance at a bot who was staring at him. Ricochet snarled at them, raising a fist at them. They backed off.

He reached the bar, catching sight of that slick blue sports car at work. Ricochet grinned to himself, eagerly licking his lips. Maybe the blue bot won’t be so happy seeing him. But, Rico couldn’t help but pay a visit. Was it purely to piss off Blurr? Most likely. Ricochet just wanted to have a little fun tonight.

“ Hotshot. Give me a swig. I’m gonna be a good bot and give ya the exact credits this time. ”

[tallat-of-thralls]

Me: *picking my phone from husbands groin* damn, it lost signal again.

Me: *stares accusingly at him because for whatever reason his presence disrupts all wireless communication*

Husband: *grins* Tea time?

[camxnoel-updates]

Can I ask you why a lot of people hate John Wells? I watch shameless since day 1 but I wasn't involved in the fandom before. From what I got reading posts it has something to do with the reason why Noel left/was written off, but I might be wrong.

He joked about Mandy's rape, has given gay characters straight sex and rape scenes instead of gay ones, and more. And yes he disrespected Noel and Mickey numerous times.

[sockmonstergotstyle]

Tessa: so Will —

Sophie: YOU 👏 CAN 👏 DO 👏 BETTER 👏

[lionloyal]

A Brooklyn 99 x Lucifer crossover would be my dream

[thotantics]

Jackson Wang seems like the type to make a fuckboi video of him fucking you from behind. I don't think he'd film him fucking you with the intention of sharing it, he'd make it so he could jack off to it when he's not with you. He also seems like the kind of idiot to accidently post it. I don't think it'd ruin him, it'd probably blow up his career more even though he'd be mortified. That being said, I wanna be that person Jackson Wang fucks from behind.

I hope it wouldn’t get posted accidentally but!! I’m 1000% convinced he would LOVE to film himself giving it to you, especially right towards a climax so he can get all those lovely sounds on film 🤤

[milajay]

i just wanted to share with y’all the demon dick i received and how i didn’t plan on staying the night with him but he broke my cervix and now i’m laying here feeling pregnant.