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TFA SG!Jazz/Ricochet | sideblog to eliteniinja

[killerniinja]

just heard about you killing your sensei. good work, babe🫀

“ So, you heard the news....” a wicked yet genuine smile spreads across his face. “ Been feelin’ so good since. I already thought I was in the clear but, nah, turns out that nasty lil’ scraplet was still around. I had to truly end him this time.” he turns back to the former sensei’s helm mounted on his wall.

“ That’s the only piece I left of him. Everythin’ else was sold and burnt down for scrap. I may have drunk some of his energon. ”

[killerniinja]

tumblr just decided to fuck up midway while i was writing a ic thing for ricochet. perhaps it was too violent for them.

[killerniinja]

Damn babe at least let me fuck Yoketron BEFORE you killed him😔😔😔😔

“ Give me a fuckin’ break. That piece of slag deserves to rot. He paid for his dirty sins. I simply eliminated what was holdin’ me back this whole damn time. ”

[kabukiaku]

🔪Have a Holly, Jolly, Christmas 🔪🖤

[killerniinja]

*lurking*

[killerniinja]

⚡yoketron

SEND “⚡️” AND A QUESTION AND MY MUSE WILL BE FORCED TO ANSWER HONESTLY

“Killin’ my former sensei felt like I was bein’ reborn. I despised him with every fiber of my being. But----I---also at some point-looked up to him--” Ricochet wanted to hurl his own words. “I feared him, I feared that bastard. And I would’ve killed him sooner if I had the chance. Somehow, thanks to him....he’s shaped me into who I am now. ”

After a gasp of air Ricochet made choking sounds, sticking his glossa out.

“ UGH---Someone slit my fraggin’ throat, I take back everythin’ my damn mouth spat out. ”

[killerniinja]

sir your lust to kill is honestly gettin' me hot & bothered

“ Oh do you? Well, little organic. You ain’t so bad. You tryin’ to be my next target huh? I don’t often kill humans, they’re....too easy.”

[killerniinja]

“ Stop booing at me, I know I’m right. ”

[killerniinja]

Hey, Rico! How did you meet Blurr and how much does he annoy you? There were times when you just couldn't stand it and tried to hit him on the head at least once? ;)

“ I’ll get straight to the point----he talks too damn fast. Bot better slow down or I’ll slice his vocal cords. ”

[killerniinja]

If you had to chose between Energon Dagger and a Energon Sword witch with ya go with?

“ Both sounds scrumptiously useful! But I gotta settle for the sword. You can get deeper wounds with those. ” a wide grin as he fantasizes the vision of what he just said.

[killerniinja]

“ Oh what I would do to kill my goody-two shoes mirror twin...for fun. But, I guess that might disrupt the balance bewteen dimensions, makin’ me disappear too or whatever. ” he rolled his optics. Oh well, sticking to his own dimension will do. 

[killerniinja]

you are hot as fuck, holy shit. 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

“ I’m flattered, thank you flesh stick. ”

[killerniinja]

Rico u gross me OUT

“ Is it the teeth? It’s the teeth isn’t it? ” he snickered. He then proceeds to lick the energon off his blade.

[killerniinja]

“ No one can live up to my level of skill, wit, and flaire. That’s just the facts. ”

[killerniinja]

musicniinja​:

“ Y’all, it’s SPOOK MONTH! ”

“ Which means it’s my time to shine, so move vanilla bitch. ”

[killerniinja]

How Is It Weird That Your Visors Break Showing Your Optic And It Covers Your Eyes Again? ÓnO I've Noticed It For A While.

“ At this point, I lost count on how many visors I’ve shattered, so, I gave up replacin’ em. Besides, I love havin’ the enemy of mine get a good look at me, cause it’s the last thing they’ll be feastin’ their pretty little optics on. ”

[killerniinja]

oh Rico PLEASE dismember me!😍

“ You’d really want that, flesh sack? ” he scoffed. “ Well, guess I really do have desperate fans. Get over here then. You humans are easy to slice. Like....cake. ”