Cows-2...DM-0
DM: hey mom! Wanna tell Steve I’m going to be late coming home to get ready for practice?
Me: yeah, I can let him know. Is everything okay?
DM: yeah...well...maybe...I was getting a cow into a chute, it got pissed and it kicked the gate and smashed me in the head
Me: are you okay?! What the hell?!
DM: yeah I’m good, trying to control the bleeding, but all good!
Me: I’m on my way!!!

















