Aug 10, 2016
Husband: They sent me a membership to the AARP.
Me: That's spam. They send that to everyone.
Husband: No way. This is like the millionth time they have sent me something and it has a membership card.
Me: You aren't even old enough yet.
Husband: FREE COFFEE FROM BURGER KING
Me: You don't even drink coffee.
Husband: That's actually a very good point.