Aug 1, 2024
Me: "There a mAN in the WATER"
Husband: "Posiden :D"
Me: "No-"
We were playing minecraft. It was a drowned.
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Me: "There a mAN in the WATER"
Husband: "Posiden :D"
Me: "No-"
We were playing minecraft. It was a drowned.
Me: "What deity would I even worship"
Husband: "Well, not Thursday!"
Me: "What?"
Husband: "Thursday..That's Zeus' day..?"
Me: "What deity, not day, babe."
My husband says many insightful things. . . #pascal #heartbroken #rapunzel #tangled #husbandquotes #sketchbookart #comics #noobartist #instacomics #webtoons
My husband says many insightful things. . . #pascal #heartbroken #rapunzel #tangled #husbandquotes #sketchbookart #comics #noobartist #instacomics #webtoons
Don't feel screwed over, there's mainly socks and underwear in the wash - sorry I'll help you dry them!
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Husband: They sent me a membership to the AARP.
Me: That's spam. They send that to everyone.
Husband: No way. This is like the millionth time they have sent me something and it has a membership card.
Me: You aren't even old enough yet.
Husband: FREE COFFEE FROM BURGER KING
Me: You don't even drink coffee.
Husband: That's actually a very good point.
5 years ago today! 😊💑❤️ #memoir #backintheday #togetherforever #thetorreses #mrandmrs #husbandandwife #husbandquotes #manquotes #werestucklikeglue
"You're being very nice to me tonight" - me to my husband. "Yeah, you must be nice to your wife....that way you'll always have one" husband replies.