#hessman

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So, what issues would there be giving Honoria an MIU?

Do you think we hand those out like ration bars to urchins? That there is no selection process, no prior knowledge needed in the mysteries of the Machine?

One might say why not give every guardsman terminator armor, or have a Titan Distribution System. Hive gangs with their own void fleets.

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❌ Hessman

A chimera cannot accept a plasma cannon

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Uncomfortable question for muse of choice: how many potatoes can you fit into your mouth (and preferably not die about it)?

Hessman cannot fit any in their mouth. Because it's a tube.

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Headcanon + axe

Hessman can throw that thing 10 meters with pinpoint accuracy, but why would they ever do so?

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What is the smallest, morally questionable choice they’ve made?

(Hessman)

*points at the Lord Captain*

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🔮 Hessman

"What's wrong with the arm?"

"It's too obvious"

Exasperating.

"Is it devoid of functionality?"

"No. What it is is revealing."

"I don't understand"

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Assumption_Statement: Magos_Hessman has ties to Group_Logicians

Obviously false

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Hessman, it's pride month, you know what that means

++Yes, i do take pride in my work++