Hey! Any Hester headcanons? -@hphmmatthewluther
Hey Guzma! Yeah I have a few! First I would like to say that Hester is in the universe with Hori and Hollis which mean he is in the swapped universe. Aka Voldemort somewhat good and Dumbledore is a manipulative asshole (like always)
Hester was the middle child growing up being smack dab in the middle of his two brothers, Pedro being ten years older than him and Diego being three years younger than him.
Hester is a Ravenclaw with a slytherin best friend, Abraxas Malfoy, which makes the dream team power couple as some hufflepuffs like to call it
He has a small box full of muggle books mostly lotr for Abraxas to take home because whenever he comes over Abraxas keeps taking a book off of one of his shelves in his room.
His teachers have a hard time reading his handwriting because he would much rather be out exploring the castle so he rushes his homework. To him it’s not that messy but if anyone else were to read it they would just ask him to read it aloud.
Biggest procrastinator in the world
Photographic memory great for when he is writing an essays, terrible when they ask him for a source
Fucks with the rest of the purebloods and tells them that the muggles know about them but just choose to keep the peace (read as: shows them a lot of fantasy books while holding in laughter)
Says the most random stuff “A bee is a fish by the way, let’s call it the birds and the fish now” (California took some notes from him)
Abraxas is his ride or die and vice versa