hetalia fanfic: JUNGE the KILLER (part 2 to hetalia boyband fic)
ok so from last fic they defeated the white aliens Because tjat the aloens couldnt bare to see y/n SAd because she was so becautiful (athours not she STILL doesnt know that she is becutiful :( maybe she will very soon......haha..)....
time skip to the meeting
i am glad that we defeated them dude." said ameri (if anyone wants to use this cool nickname for America please credit me.) also warning this fanfic will feature DARK topics like MURDER so click of if your WOKE. and trigger warnings for female characters other than y/n(also they are not pretty), use of the word f*id and J*unje, and implications of orange.
extra warnings logan paul and suicide kinda~ implied or not implied idk yeet, oh no! chibi abuse.
oh KAY back to EL ficcyyy haha
"now that the aliens are gone," y/n spat. "will i have to go home to my uglt por mean and abudive mother?" she waved her head in despair and desorkleation. "NO!" screamoed prussia. "NO" screamed england. "NO screamed GERMANY. "No." creamed russia. "NIEN" scream france. "guys its ME cananda and i say NO" creampt canada or mathew, because that is the name that hima gave him, but you never knew that so thank me for this FUN fact and educational fiction. "HAI! im mean IEYAY! (e yay is no in japanese but you can also pronounce it e yah or something my friend told me it but theyre not japanese so take it with a grain(of MATCHA lolol))" japan. to summaraise everyone else ALSO diagrees that YN should go back to her mom if youve forgotten already.
"w-wow, really!" amy looked up furtively. "i didnt knoew you gueys cared that muocho-muchy!""but, where will i stay?"
(this is where the fun starts....for the reader(by that i mean this was not fun for me to write(lots of lonhnhg or not have not written yet9()
1: ITALY ROTE:
you can stay with mee vee~, aww!
2 :GERMAN TROUT:
oh i guess you can stay thith me desu nee? i have vusrsty!
3 :PRUSSIA ROWTE:
Stay with mien awesome
no.4 England Route:
OI OI OI. i am so lonely but you can stay with the other if you want :(..
"no i will stay with YOU" said the y/n girl with brown or your hair color hair.
"wow thank... y.. i will make SCONES! YAY! and WE will eat them TOGETHER! fly mint bunny will be hapy meet yoy"
every won els: "NO dont EAT them AND DONT MAKE THEM WHICH IS WORSE."
"GULP! queen celestia will have my eyebrows for that one! (he is talking about them not liking his scones i think, i dont quite know yet but i will not fix this.)
5 ;AMERICA ROOTE:
hey dude will meet tiny! burger! druhuu
6:JUNGE RAOWT:
error... this character is evil and not in story...yet...(he will come back later in ficcy(haha frikky yo ficcy))
7:CHINA ROUTE:
Yao looked up from his lap, he sighs,"Fine, i will take her in..." y/n turned to him "r-really?!?" the old man stood up and beconed the young woman (both of good age tho like not in a weird way? if that males sence?)"lets go its getting late..." everyone watched as they left the meeting room. "daen, i wanted her to stay wih meh..." all of them sorkledn to themselves(in perfect unisom, but they didnt knoqw that yet)
At yao house...
"here Y/N i made jasumine tea it is my osuusuumei!" (chinese for favorite)"wow ni how china!" the hot steam form the teA Cup in y/ns hands warmed her cheecks and evaporated.(evaporated is when jim makes the water become AIR and than it vanishe into thin AIR) she took one sip, than many.soon all that remained in the cup was a bed of stary tea leaves. "NOOOOOOOOOOO, FRICK! FRICK finished whole cup of ea im am very obese. where is youre sharpest knife jun- i mean yao?" he looked at her with conflicted bug on his shirt. "son, you are not fat, you are very good at drinking tea...aru...wich are different from others...AIYAH time for bed... oh NO!!!! only one bedd :O!!!! ... "it okay we friends..right" y/n harumphed. "yes...tomodachi..."
8 :RUSSIA RUEWT:
russia: "She ARE come WITH me DA!"
suddenly, you feel a sharp pain on the crown of youre (your scalp color and then hair color but it says scal p and hair color) head. when you come too, you are greeted by a familiar smiling face it has (russias eye color bright eyes. and! russias hair color HAIR..). "want vodka it is me russia, da svedanya!"
"ohhhh russiaaaa yall laughing together haha" so cute i ship it!)
next day or tree?
you wake up at the person you chooses their house! hi C/N (c/n mean country or character name... but THAT is up two you~( DONT gues the wrong wone)) good mroning Y/n" ssays C/N! C/N and Y/N look into (your eye color eyed) with his (c/n eye color eyes). wow! you look so (this list has one that fits each charater so choose wisely!)
Compliment?
you look GOOD!
WhWOW! your blody stuning! LOVE or something! ( i, the authour, am NOT british.)
Wat the aru?! you are the mlost pretyst non-male (unles you ar male noty,noty ;u
wow nice profile picture, OP!
pls dont let this go empty. i will be SAD. (hint pick the FOURTH option for bonus. also naughty naught if your a MALE/ junge..... jk i lobe you <3)
nodrick five: hi its nodric! sealand is in trouble and needs YOUR help! the evil junge has stolen SEALAND and wants to STEAL his bone marrow to make CHIBI serum, and turn everyone into CHIBIS!! you guys better help or else we will be- NOOOOoooo..... (you hear all their voices get higher pitched and more chibi like just before the call hangs up, but not before you hear the junge say you will never foil my plants because i will chibify you and then KILL you. too bad im got bleached and turned CRAZY. and my new name is called JUNGE. THE. KILLER.)
"oh NO. guys we MUSt save see land and the other ones" you said
"now, WHOS with me?"
ALL OF US ARE said the countries": everyone!!
lets go find that EVIL junge!"
"ok because america is a hacker then you can hack the mainframe to junges fone because then we can find his location!"
"ok dude(s)!"
america finds, more like HACKS, junges the killrs location, using his high tech TRUMP FONE!
yn: "ok now that we know the location because of americas trump fone. now lets go!"
"ok, japan, you go left, america, you go right, germany, you go forwards, and italy, you go kinda south east, and russia.. well, yoy be just russia y/n smile"
likies for part toe jk we are already writing and you are reading it part toe right now!! hahaha i got you says the athour
Our heros make it to the evil junje lair... A terrible smell reaches thier nosed
"is that blue cheese... OH NO DENMARK!!!!!" says Y/N
keep youre cool Y/N" whisperes japan...
"i think that they are chibifying them!"-y/n
"i think theres someone hanging over there.." says... logan.
"poor the nodric five. i will beat them thoug"- russia
"no russia you should beat the junge" they say scarededly
just then, they hear a old phone ringing and they see an old phone ringing...germany walks over slowely and picks it up and answers it. "hello... remember me?" "who is this" "the wone you shouldnt have meesde with..." "no..." "yes...the ticket junje you beat boneless and mexican..." "why are you doing this""because you beat me boneless and mexica..." "dear god. ii think he want to junge the kill us.."
they are very very schoked.
"dont worry guus there is alot of us and we are strogn so we will get him!" yn
ok! we can gert him- everyone
russia and germany then break down the dorr usuing russia as a baseball bat kinda. HEY YOU VILE EVIL JUNGE WERE IN YOUYR BULDING NOW. "oh no release the chibis"
said the junge, the evil junge!
they were all all EVIL! all fricken six of theN! all six of those guys! bad to the bone they were? especialy sea land whos evil name was peelad instead of sealand.
the ravenous chibis stormed the room and, before anyone could react, nothing was left but a pile of bones and stuff where roland was standing.(and YES i mean roland not poland (also this is very sad (aww) beacause of roland being fan favorite and being main love interest.)NOOOOO everyone sorkled and ran out, chibis in tow.
"dont worry, evertone!" cried hungary as she stomped peelad. "good thinking!" everyone began to follow in her example and soon, the chibi problem was no more :D.
discclaimer the chibis are ok because this is not cannon. also they are not dead on the fanfic. and also is onyl LOSELY based on real event.
"they say in unison yay we are not evil anymore thank you for stompong on us guys! we will now go out and chibi to the extreme!"
now for the junge.
"come bak here youu :3 tee hee" is what the junge heard them say
but what they REALLY said was "come back here well KILL you.!!! kill kill."
"i thought you guys would be mad but maybe no aww you guys will not beat me again! ok i forgiv yoy for beating me to mexican! and now i have no bones! but as long as you dont do it agai- OWIE YAOWIE!"
the junje was bombarded with a flurry of attacks. he had not a moment to think before his last remaining bones were beaten out of him.(but out of hoe? idrk ) The last things his poop junjnie ears heard was "Magic metal pipe of paiii-" then, scilence.
slowley, junje awoke... "what the junge? where am i?"
yo are in the evil junge torture center. it is a very bad place for you to be in...
the end! ask not dear reader, for i shall inform thou of what happens to our sad sad junge and beautiful y/n and hetalia charaters! but not roland.. rest in pise... in part THREE/pee. bye :D