#heterosecula

[blastingradio]

I thought having sex with a couple reasonable dudes this year would break my brain out of the pattern of attraction to any decent and washed men I regularly interact with but nope

[ecstasybread]

me going to the ‘search tumblr’ option, seeing a drop-down menu of my tracked tags, forgetting i had these tracked tags, remembering i have these tracked tags, clicking on aforementioned tracked tags, scrolling through said tracked tags: i hate this man

[ecstasybread]

i understand what ugly hot is now... it is charlie cox

[ecstasybread]

blastingradio replied to your post:i watched like 2 episodes ofs teven universe and i...

You kind of have to watch them in order because the backstory builds slowly

who has the time when i can watch Sexy Catholicism TM

[ecstasybread]

the other day i had a dream with chris evans prob because his ice bucket challenge thing was circulating i think he was a teacher and i was being a hilarious student

this is literally my life though this is how i deal with conventionally attractive dudes who evaluate me i am hilarious anyway

anyway i accept my heterosecula for only a select few but i am not attracted to chris evans the internet is evil

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casterly replied to your post: i’m downloading oscar isaac steals ur ...

that movie sure is something

he looks so good in the trailer but also abusive... but also... there r scenes where he is cradled by e.olsen according 2 some gifs *trips on my heterosecula*

[ecstasybread]

god i had a dream with john stamos in it... i just remembered... no...

[blastingradio]

I'm glad some kind of cultural consensus has been reached where men in tight sweaters are A Thing Now