#hewasperfect

[mehiwilldoitlater]

Me: OH BOY! They've make a new movie of Texas Chainsaw massacre??? It's about leather jed past???? SIGN ME IN!!! Also me ,After saw Bud: aaaaaw, he must be him! Look how cute he was,and already strong at a young Age!!! I can't wait to-. Moglie: Bud Is not leatherface .... Me:...

[bananabraiined-moved]

@hewasperfect encountered Donkey Kong!

There was a giant ape strutting around the suburban city like he owned it, minding his own business when an individual came close to bump into him. "Whoa, excuse you! Watch were you're going, please. You almost made me spill my coffee."

[panickypeachboy]

Omake:

It seems a beast didn’t want Momotaro near a peculiar make up man.

@monsters-of-the-new-world, @hewasperfect

[panickypeachboy]

Parked pretty far from the All-Stars Apartments, Sweet Tooth preferred to keep his prized Ice Cream Truck away from all of the ruckus. They needed their alone time! Topped with a vanilla swirl, the clown held his waffle cone and chuckled softly. “Perfection in a single scoop! Y’still got it ol’ girl.” Before he could get a taste, Tooth noticed the young man approaching his truck. Guess he shouldn’t have had the service window open of he wanted to be alone. “...Somethin’ I can do for ya kid?”

Momotaro was looking up to the strange man in make up. It was like something that the big stripey tents had, but he never went too close to those. Too noisy for him.

But how he was drawn here? Because of the odd shape of the truck. A shape that could be surrounded by small children. But he could never get to close to those either…again, too noisy.

So, this one moment with no one else around seemed to be a good opportunity to learn, why did small children flock around this shape? Though, the man in the make up spoke english…so Momotaro had to take a moment to stare, and gather the correct words…of sorts:

“……wh-what…wh-what, is that…?”

He looks at the swirl in the man’s hand. It smelled vaguely of milk and vanilla…but it felt a bit cold. Was the man daring to eat something cold in this weather? What a brave man…?

[assisttrxphy-a-blog]

“Tch- Guess those Smash bozos don’t know talent when they see it. You ever hear of the All-Stars Battle Royale? I ain’t promisin’ nothin’, but you’d probably fit right in with us.”

“ Yea! Thwose Smwahsh loswahs don’t know anythwin you’re totwahlly wight! Like waht, they gwot some doctwah, a few kwids bUT NO WALUIGI? It’s widiculous! Gwahd you agwee uhh... “ he blinks a few, finally taking in the look of the other. Wow,,,, they looked weird, weirder than even him! No matter, looks weren’t important in this moment in time! This fella mentioned some “battle royal”? Something about him fitting in? Was he being possibly invited to this?? Well he wasn’t gonna say no now, was he?

“ Waht’s thwis All-Stwahrs thing about then ey? Waluigi guesses it’s like Smwahsh but wayyy coolwah fwom waht you’re makin it swound wike! ...Ehhhh you know waht, Waluigi’ll find out latwer! You swaid Wal cwould fit in nyeh? Excwellent! Mwaybe when those chwumps see Wal’s someplace mwuuuuch bettwah they’ll realize waht they’re mwissin out on! “ Doesn’t seem he heard the ‘can’t promise anything’ part, but hey ho, he’ll figure things out as he go it.

[thefeanarion]

First ride of 2018!!! - - - - #ElusiveDassett #eventers #newyear #notfrozen #hewasperfect (at Kim Severson Eventing)

[jessica6888]

Who is this girl, this tweet is perfect #davidbowie #hewasperfect (at Tank House BBQ and Bar)

[futuremisshemmings]

All day I wear his jacket all night I wear his shirt because I miss him so fucking much