#hewearsshortshorts

[steve-grantt-rogers]

Dare: Prank Tony by tomorrow night

“Prank Tony?” Steve gave a considerate hum. That didn’t sound like such a bad idea, actually. “Fine. It’s not gonna be a nasty prank, though. It’ll be a fun, small prank. Harmless, really.” 

[subconsciouslygolden-blog]

That's dirty

Send me “that’s dirty” and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

         "Let’s have a quickie.”

[new-x-men]

do you know the comic that the julian keller text post image was from? i really like the art and I can't figure out what comic it's from //

hewearsshortshorts

Any image in specific? A few are from the last X-23 solo, some are the first couple of issues from the last adjectiveless X-Men, and I believe some are from random comics.

[professorbarton]

[text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night

[text] how did u get my #

[professorbarton]

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.

[text] WRONG

[text] HAWKEYE

[xweaponizedx]

[ text ] Hey beautiful, come to the party with me tonight. I'll have a dress dropped off for you.

[ text ] Wont there be explosives? Is it a formal event?

[warrenthethird-oldarchive]

"Worthington, right?" he asks, taking the seat across from him with two bottles of water. He offers one, then takes a drink from his own. "You picked a shitty day to start school there, trust me."

“Right. Not totally the idea of flight I had in mind when I came back to teach Aviation” he said, nodding slightly to his wings. Warren took the bottle from the young man opposite him and took a drink as well before setting it down. “You’re Julian, right?”