#hewwo chronicles

[superfaggot]

H- HEWWO???

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@neomushi: STAWSCWEAM

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@peepomatsu: i’m sowwy swindle

me: *DEEP BREATHING*

me: shut your mouth

@peepomatsu: can i say it one more time and not about swindle

me: no

me:

me: yes

@peepomatsu: junkwat

me: *screams*

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friend: optimus pwine

me: shut you WHORE fucking mouth

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Y’ALL CAN’T HEAR ME BUT I AM ON THE BRING OF FUCKING T E A R S  RIGHT NOW

IMAGINE SOMEONE SOUNDING LIKE THEY’RE CRYING AND THEN SAYING ‘HEWWO’ IN THE MOST PAINFUL SOBBING VOICE EVER

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OOOH! OKWAY! HEWS YOUR MONWEY!! OH WOOPS! *bends over* *picks up dollar seductively* *picks up dollar seductively* *picks up dollar seductively* *picks up dollar seductively*

EXCUSN E ME

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hweewo?

HEWWO???