Good evening everyone and welcome to "Judging FNF men based on how they'd react when your on your period"
Agoti: This is an immature 19 year old rapper who isn't even human, he has no idea what a period is and when you tell him what it is he nearly passes out. Afterwards though he'd end up following you around and asking if you need anything every 5 minutes
Aldryx: One might say since he's trans he'd know about them but he's also non human so he's also clueless about it, freaks out at first if you randomly start bleeding but after that he relaxes about it and does his research to help you
Ruv: On the other hand you'd think he wouldn't know a thing about periods buts he's lived with and slept in the same bed as Sarvente for who knows how long so he actually has a lot of experience. Will definitely help you if you need anything and will rob a store for any supplies and cravings you might need
Hex: He has a heat pad named Burnie that he'd lend you every time with full charge and would bake anything your heart desires without so much as asking. He puts on your favorite movie and brings everything to you so you never have to get up. Whether you like it or not you're gonna be a pillow prinxe the whole week and treat you like royalty, and probably do it the next week too
Whitty: He has no idea what a period is and thinks you're dying. After he's calmed down and gets the situation explained to him then he becomes your official hug and cuddle supplier free of charge, which help immensely with him being extra warm
you (an indie streamer), the xsoleil boys and nina met up for an off-collab cooking stream and the boys are pretending to not know how to cook so you can help them out !
ft. doppio dropscythe, hex haywire, ver vermillion x afab!reader (nina is there too)
99% sugar - added crack too ! this will generally be a fluffy and funny post. that 1% is for ver’s part btw.
warning - just ,, funny
a/n - thank you @lonelysimpfor2dmen for the dm request ! i had fun writing this , especially on ver’s part. i hope you enjoy it <3
i am writing for the vtuber’s persona and model, not for the real person behind the screen.
it was all quite random timing for the guys in xsoleil and nina to have an off-collab with you , but you did agree that it was one of the funniest experiences to ever occur in your life.
the stream was taken place in your apartment, and you started streaming as if it was a regular cooking stream — all on your own.
plenty of people started tuning in to your stream as you were explaining what you’d be cooking and that you were waiting for a delivery to arrive.
your chat was flooded with suspicion that you weren’t actually going to cook, and instead having food be delivered to your door, but little did they know they were absolutely incorrect.
the doorbell started ringing and it was audible for chat as well.
“oh, that must be the delivery. i’ll be right back, chat !” and you ran off to the door. the chat kept filling the chat box with joking remarks, and some were speculating a special guest.
It must be a burger..
SPECIAL GUEST IKZZZZ
👀👀👀👀👀👀
chat heard footsteps walking back to the stream setup however they didn’t hear the usual sweet voice from you. it was many voices, from something that would come out of a chaotic streamer. a voice then came up rather close, dangerously close to the mic and started babbling random words.
“hey guys, i hope you like.. don’t mind us joining the stream,” the voice mumbled in a calm, smooth tone. the chat started connecting the dots and realised that the voice was actually ver. so if ver was there, that must’ve meant that doppio and hex would’ve been there too.
XSOLEIL ??
TSKRR VER
VER OMGGG ‼️
a mature, feminine voice joined in the conversation. it was indeed fox mum, nina. chat became nothing but chaos as you and the others proceeded to explain what was going to happen during the stream.
DOPPIO DROPSCYTHE ;
doppio .. doesn’t actually know how to cook
so obviously he’s going to need help from you
and god , he was a mess
babbling heaps …
if you got mad at him he’d pout at you and give you puppy eyes
nina thinks it’s adorable of piopio to act like this
she senses things too
but of course , she won’t say that on stream
“…[name], how do you do this part of the recipe ..?”
you turn from the stovetop to face doppio who is pointing at the directions on the sheet of paper. your eyebrows furrow.
“don’t you think it’s quite self-explanatory, doppi ?” you asked, concerned for his lack of cooking skills.
hex walked up to doppio and snatched the piece of paper, reading the instruction carefully. “you don’t know how to seperate the egg yolk from the white ..?”
doppio’s face turned into a shade of tomato red as he slowly averts his gaze from hex. you start to pity him, so you ask nina to look after the stovetop as you go to assist him.
“alright, doppio, watch this. you see the egg ? crack it into the bowl.” you said, switching gazes from the egg to doppio. he looked quite hesitant at first, but after lightly smashing the egg a few times on the counter, he was able to successfully crack it into the bowl. an accomplished smile plastered on doppio’s face.
“yay, you did it, doppi !” you pat his shoulder a few times. chat had also been sending in praises and clapping emojis.
doppio looks at the next set of instructions and gulps. seperate the egg yolk.
you stare at him concerned, but you knew deep inside that he had some sort of potential.
“how do you seperate the egg yolk ?” doppio mumbled.
never mind then.
“alright, you see that egg yolk ? scoop it up, and you use your other hand and do it like this.” you follow the directions you just explained to doppio and the egg white slowly slipped in between your fingers. you placed the yolk in to the appropriate bowl and turn to doppio.
“ta daa ~” you said sarcastically.
“w— hey, not everyone is good at cooking !”
HEX HAYWIRE ;
okay.
we all know this man has super malewife skills
like bro , he can cook , clean
give this guy a maid dress too and he can do all those things in style !
tell him to like bake you a 3-tier cake and he probably would in a time span of like 2 hours (that is short for making a good quality cake)
but … his malewife skills disappeared.
they’re gone
for now at least but they’re gone !!!
everything was going so smoothly for the past 5 minutes of preparing and cooking, where did everything go downwards ? you knew yourself that he is a good cook, the perfect malewife even ! why was he asking how to do things now ?!
“hey, [name], what does this part of the instructions mean ?” hex asked, looking a bit too worried. you glared at him, eyes full of irritation. they dart to the instructions and you were in disbelief.
“you’re joking, aren’t you.”
“no, seriously ! i actually don’t know how to sauté onions !”
ver and nina slowly turned to hex in shock, and so did chat … virtually. you let out a big sigh and reluctantly head over to the stove.
“grab the butter, please.”
“what is butter ?”
everyone pauses. you felt like your eyes were going to pop out of their sockets.
nina chimes in, “hexy honey, where are your super malewife powers ?”
it wasn’t that audible, but ver was trying to keep in his laugh — he probably knew what was up.
“just get the damn butter, hex.” you said. hex awkwardly walked over to the fridge where the butter was and came back with a block of salted butter.
the rest of the stream was chaos.
VER VERMILLION ;
ver id say is also quite a decent cook
but then again , he wants to see if you can cook too !
he is so sneaky and cheeky about it too
do the right things for him , and he will give you headpats
if agency vtubers were allowed to show their faces , the chat would be spamming ‘tskr’ HEAPS
“[name], you shall receive headpats for helping me so nicely.”
you don’t care about the headpats , you just want ver to do things for himself ,,
“[naa~me] ! can you dice the onions for me ? i need to microwave this.” ver said in a rather polite voice. a hint of mischief could be heard from his tone, which caught on your suspicion.
“alright …” you reply. ver’s eyes glistened like those of a child as he sprinted towards you. catching you off guard, he started to ruffle your hair.
your cheeks turn into a pink-ish red hue as ver proceeded to pat your head. why is he doing this, you thought to yourself.
ver walked over to the microwave and added what ever ingredient he had to microwave.
still startled from the sudden contact, you start to cut the onions — and you started to understand why he gave the job to you.
“GOD, MY EYES STING !” hex started yelling from across the kitchen, and soon enough, everyone could feel the chemicals slowly waft in to their poor eyes. wretched screams filled the room as the nijisanji en members started tasting the bitter rawness of the onions.
but you ? you were in the most pain cutting those onions. man, you wished you declined the request but here you were, tearing up hysterically chop after chop, sending the chemicals straight into your eyeballs.
despite the tears rolling down his eyes, ver let out a soft giggle. he could see the frustration on your face and it satisfied him quite a lot.
“VER ! PLEASE CUT THESE ONIONS I’VE HAD ENOUGH !” you cried (literally), blubbering and begging for mercy — everyone was begging for mercy. but of course, ver wanted to relish the moment as you and the others slowly suffered from onions.
“VEEEER !” you cried even louder, almost a screech.
“no ! chat is enjoying this moment !” and yes, they were. half of them were laughing their asses off, balling their eyes out even ; and the second half, well, they were rather confused in the moment, but they did enjoy it.
Story : you can't even imagine how much I love you
I never thought I could feel this way. Every time I looked at you, hex, my heart races like a wild river, carrying my thoughts far beyond my control. It wasn't just his smile or the way he spoke my name—it was everything.
Hex was quiet, gentle in a way that made me feel seen, like I mattered. I loved how he would listen, really listen, to every word I said, as if I was the most important person in the world. And in those moments, I believed it too.
I loved the way his eyes crinkle when he laughs, the way he always held the door open for me without making a big deal out of it. I loved the way he moved, with a calm confidence that made me feel safe, like nothing bad could ever happen as long as he was around.
But it was more than just these little things. It was the way he made me feel like I was home, even when they were just sitting on a park bench, not saying a word. It was the way my name sounded when he said it, soft and warm, like a secret he was sharing with me and only me.
I knew I was in love. And with each passing day, that love grew deeper, until I couldn't imagine a world without him in it. I didn't just love him, I adored him, cherished him, in a way that felt like breathing, natural and necessary. Hex was everything to me, and I knew I would love him for the rest of my life.
Thank you for being such an incredible part of my life. Your presence means the world to me, and I want you to know just how deeply I appreciate you. I love you more than words can express, and I will forever be greatfull that I met you.
The first idea is a blind date scenario where Ellie gets stood up (she doesn’t know she did) and Hex takes the intended date’s spot. The second idea is a magic trick by Hex gon wrong (or just his magic in general) which could result in an accidental kiss or kabedon. These are just some ideas that I thought could work for a one shot lmk if I should find more!
Now a little about Ellie: Ellie is an elegant woman that has a bit of a fiery attitude. She won’t hesitate to tell anyone off if they’re rude to her but if they’re nice she’s nice. She’s not used to affection as she grew up in a “contain your feelings” household so if she’s given any she’s a mess. Flirting is different though, she can do that just fine since it’s playful.
(As always, answer when you’re ready and lmk if I need to add any missing info.)
Ooh! Thank you~, thank you. I can't promise this'll be great. Spoons are hard. It's a bit short but!
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You look at the skeleton as he uses his magic. He's practicing and you hum.
"Impressive as usual." You mumble as he grins at you. Hex bows towards you. He grins coyly, and he flips his hair as bones spins around him. He's so handsome when you watch him. Though, you'd never admit that.
"Thank you, thank you, darling, I'll be here allll day~!" He winks and bows towards you. He shifts as bones spin faster around him. You see him practice more magic, and you clap, but then... one of them goes wrong.
"Um- Hex-" You begin, but as he's standing on the stage, one of his blasters goes rogue and shoves him. You barely have time to react when he pins you to the ground. He groans softly and checks you over.
He was so close, his breath brushing your face as he looked at you. You could see his bones stiffening a bit as he looks at you. You were so close you could've kissed. And when you thought he was leaning in you, unconsciously, close your eyes, but then he immediately cups your face and sits you up.
"Ah- are you okay, darling?" He asks with a mildly panicked tone. He checks you over as he cups your face and turns your face side to side.
"I-I'm okay, Hex." You blush trying to keep down the need to squeal and hug him. He's so sweet to you and you don't even know why.
"Are you sure? I took quite a tumble! I swear I nearly crushed you." He sounds so panicked and you shake your head. You kiss his cheek and do a twirl for him.
"See, dear? I'm okay." You smile....but then you realize you just KISSED HIS FACE and twirled for him. You blush furiously as you cover your face. "B-BESIDES! YOU TOOK THE TUMBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE!"
"I am quite unharmed, dear-" He begins, but you quickly shake your head and bow towards him.
"That was an amazing practice performance! But um- I have to go!" You kiss his face...again...and quickly flee. The skeleton stares in awe as he holds his face and chuckles low.
💿 He also has a habit of pulling you into his lap if he's sitting down. Especially if he's doing the slut sit.(Will provide images of what I mean if asked lmao)
💿 He likes holding you close! You probably helped kickstart his heartbeat, so he wants you to be able to hear that as well as possible!
💿 He very much so loves spoiling you!
💿 He's willing to grab shit for you if it's out of your reach!
💿 He, however, will not allow you to ride on his cycle with him.
💿 He doesn't want you to fall off :(
💿 He loves snuggling up to you in bed, even if you're literally just lying down with one another, like, he just likes feeling like he's protecting you <3
💿 He will fall asleep holding you close. Not because he's clingy, but rather because he doesn't wanna wake up one day and find out it was all a dream.
💿 He IS a sweet person to those he's close to, he just struggles to show it sometimes due to being so disconnected with other people that he literally doesn't know anything about how people communicate with one another.
💿 After a while, he'll take off his helmet around you! Sure, the first few times he'll apologize for "not being the best looking", but after a while, he'll take it off and let you ruffle his hair or rub his stubble or pull him into a kiss, shit like that!
💿 If you need him to, he'll willingly sing to you to help you fall asleep! Like, he doesn't sing often now(usually as a scare tactic to anyone he may be hunting down), but when he does, it can sound quite calming!
💿 All in all, he tries his best to let you know how much he loves you! From trinkets to treasures, this man will get you whatever it is you need to make sure you feel loved! <3
Ayo little sibling, it's your boy, Bluejay, back at it again with a request. Could I get Tabi, Agoti, and one character of your choosing with an s/o who's just. Real short. Like 4'10. Absolute short ass. And if you're up with it, they're also super clingy and affectionate (like words of affirmations, physical affection, and gift giving)
Also every time you see this ask, go drink some water and make sure you've eaten, cause I care about you and your physical, mental, and emotional health is way more important than a request
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Tabi hardly messes with you using your height, but at times when he's in a good mood he does mess with you a little. He doesn't mind the fact you're very affectionate, and if anything he loves it but he'd keep that to himself. At the beginning of your relationship it took him a while to grow comfortable with accepting your love because part of him still feared that he was being used, but he always felt as if the love you showed him was genuine and sincere which helped him grow more accustomed to it.
Agoti would definitely abuse the fact you're short. He'd jokingly lean on you, leave stuff high up where you can't reach, and sometimes even hold stuff just mere inches away from you, y'know, all that sort of stuff. But he'd never take it too far, and only mess around with you at appropriate times. Agoti loves all the affection you shower him in, and he does return it in his own way. He's particularly physically affectionate and enjoys ruffling your hair, patting you on the shoulder or on the back, nudging you with his elbow, etc. etc.. At times he jokingly just picks you up and heaves you over his shoulder or holds you under the arm and leans back to make you think he's gonna drop you (he won't), but if you don't like that, he'd stop.
Unless he knows you're fine with light-hearted mischief and joking around, Hex wouldn't abuse your height (well lack of height) for laughs. He doesn't mind your clinginess (so long as you aren't being clingy at an inappropriate time), and if anything he loves it! He also loves how affectionate you are and he tries his best to reciprocate as much as he can! He's mostly physically affectionate and enjoys giving gifts.
