#hex-ler

[squid-ler]

Can you climb wallth with thothe thuckerth!?

Nope, sorry! They’re sticky, but not strong enough to hoist my body!

[wrong-ler]

hex-ler:

[Laughs nervously, tries to act cool but this is undermined by the fact that he’s still blushing a very bright shade of red]

Yep! That wath a blatht! Ahah! And… totally what I expected! Mhm! I actually thee thtuff like thith all the time, you know? B-But yourth wath definitely the betht!

[ Wally could already tell by the blush that he was lying, but let him continue on with a nod here and there, a wide smile on his face. ]

I’m real glad ya liked it! Spent a while practicin’ my bit fer t’day since it’s a holiday ‘n all. I appreciate yer compliments~

[cat-ler-blog1]

Kitty ears! [Stares at them, slowly reaches hand out to try and pet them]

It would be nice if you said please, love~ But yes, you may touch them.

[bill-ciph-ler]

Tho... Could you really cure my lithp, mithter? [Frowns slightly]

OF COURSE I CAN! FOR A PRICE!

[dino-ler]

I recently dithcovered that there ith a huge lack of "Congratulationth on no longer being a cat" cardth in the thtoreth. Did you get furballth too? Thothe were the wortht.

Well, fortunately for me, I didn’t get furballs. They sound awful.

[wrong-ler]

I really hope this is the right way...

[ He looks around uncertainly at the swampy surroundings he navigated himself to, keeping to himself in this strange, new place. He kept walking on less-sodden ground until he found a single house in the middle of nowhere. ] 

This has got t’be his house. Here goes nothin’....

[ He reaches out and knocks on the door, taking a step back and waiting for an answer. ]

[bill-ciph-ler]

Lord Dorito, Mathter of the Illuminati, will you teach me how to create the ultimate thandwich?

YES, BUT I COULD TEACH YOU HOW TO LOSE THAT LISP, RUNES USER! 

[dino-ler]

I heard a rumor that you thecretly like to make dad joketh.

Definitely not true.

I don’t even think I’ve ever made a dad joke before.