Nov 26, 2022
the fact that some of y'all weren't allowed on the internet unsupervised until you were like 12 is insane to me. like i was on fucking omegle and shit at like 8
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the fact that some of y'all weren't allowed on the internet unsupervised until you were like 12 is insane to me. like i was on fucking omegle and shit at like 8
Chat noir: *Sniffles*
Queen bee: Are you ok?
Chat noir: *sniffles again*
Queen bee: Do you need a hug??
Chat noir: Um, I just have a cold...
Queen bee: Speak of this to anyone, EVER, and I will ring your neck like a chicken.
nothing’s funnier than getting asked why you ship someone ‘problematic’, as if some higher order logic was involved, sweety, honey, babe. it was my pussy all along 💋
my brain: canonically, Palpatine has had more orgasms than Rey and Ben combined
me:
It’s almost like the idea of cancel culture is a dumpster fire and an All Around Bad Idea b/c celebrities are going through their own secret really hard shit and we should just all back off.
I really enjoyed TROS. It didn’t have everything, but what movie could, really? I think many people went into it either 1) with incredibly high expectations (i.e if “x” doesn’t happen then the whole film is garbage) or 2) wanting to dislike it bc it’s not the movie in their head or they’ve - consciously or unconsciously- hated the newest trilogy to begin with. I’ll be seeing it again. And buying it when it comes out. It all seems very negative right now (people can be obnoxiously loud when it comes to their own gripes and nitpicking) but if you’re someone who liked it or are trying to decide whether to see it all, just know there are several of us who truly and without agenda liked the movie. Because it’s good.
*woman lightly leans into my shoulder* I have descended into the mighty volumes of light. i am a beacon of female comfort and peace. stay forever my tender beauty. you deserve so much rest
*man touches me intentionally in any way* the sound of dropping shampoo bottles in the shower but on an endless naked loop
If you didn’t share a bonding moment with a pack of random ladies in the bathroom while you’re leaning forward fixing your lipstick and another is asking for a spare tampon, then did you even have a day at all