Jul 3, 2025
Ugly loan shark in its natural habitat
HEY EVERY !
IT'S SHARKTON G. SPAMSHARK
I'm not sorry.
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Ugly loan shark in its natural habitat
HEY EVERY !
IT'S SHARKTON G. SPAMSHARK
I'm not sorry.
WELCOME EVERY TO MY [Humble Abode]
NOW [Buy, buy buy!!!]
While doing some volunteer work last Wednesday, I got dangerously overheated, to the point of showing several of the symptoms of heatstroke. (The most alarming and serious being the inability to sweat when it was already too hot.) For all the reasons you might suspect, this also meant that I was not always able to think through the end of the sentence as I was speaking it and consequently pulled whatever word was at the top of some sort of metaphorical word pile in my language center.
In other words, for a brief and unhealthy period, I sounded like a real life version of Spamton G. Spamton.
Best spamton song
Spamton
Hey every!
Spamton
Now's your chance to be a
deal gone wrong
Big shot
Dialtone
Keygen
Big shot (genocide)
one time my friend accidentally wore mismatched socks, one pink and one yellow. i called her spamton for the whole day
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from all their part time jobs luke has the best one like no offence but he'll be earning money more than the hot dog one srry