Apr 3, 2020
"I’m gonna act like we’re dating. I’m gonna act like I’m head over heels for you, but I won’t act like you’re my girlfriend. For one thing, I wouldn’t have a fucking clue how.”
Idiot (derek nurse, spoken word, 2016) by @flightlesscrowkids
This fic kills me but this line is a one hit KO, as a person who is not a girlfriend, but will probably always be called one, just cause that's how people are, c'est la vie.