#hey millennials

[lajulie24]

You've heard of the Millenium Falcon, get ready for her kid, Millenial Falcon.

Well, like her parent, the Millennial Falcon may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts. She’ll do .5 past lightspeed, you know.

People are trying to insult the Millennial Falcon all the time, telling them they’re killing the spice industry or spending too much money at the cantina and that’s why they can’t buy a house.

Well, Millennial Falcon, you just keep doing your thing. We know that even you get boarded sometimes, and that your creativity and drive to make the galaxy a better place will see you through. Even though there may be a few asteroid fields to navigate along the way.

And there may not be as many of us as there are of you, but there are a lot of us Gen Xers who are right behind you to back you up.

(Thank you for the ask!)

[allnightsong2]

Final authority rests with the states? Hey, California? Ban all guns. Fuck that second amendment. Constitution doesn't mean anything, you got the final authority. Hey New York? Ban all religions from mentioning their beliefs in public. Especially on billboards. Fuck that first amendment. You got the final authority. Minnesota, your turn. Rescind the tax exempt status of religions. Fuck what the federal government says, you got final authority.

For all you "pro-life" hypocrites- Keep your fucking religion out of everybody else's laws. You people lose your tiny little fucking minds at the mere mention of sharia law but see no problem with foisting off your cherry-picked double standard pseudo-morals on everybody else.

The U.S is going down folks. Fascists, fundamentalists and bigots twist the system without consequences. If anybody actually thinks this nation should be allowed to dictate how the rest of the world should behave, well, when the First Amerikan Reich rises I hope you're ready to do what's necessary.