#hey pu

[hottestproducts]

Carve your Jack-o-Lanterns with AR 🎃

[vastderp]

TAG YOUR POMEGRANATES FUCKBOY

[elanorpam]

UGH. WELL, THAT SURE WAS SOME JOURNEY I WAS IN. NOT THAT I HAVE A CLUE WHERE THE DESTINATION IS, BUT, HEY, AT LEAST IT DIDN'T TAKE ME THREE YEARS TO GET HERE. THOUGH IT SURE FELT LIKE IT SOMETIMES.

BUT LET'S BE FAIR, WHEN IT CAME TO COMFORT THE METEOR HAD THAT PLACE BEAT. SERIOUSLY, TAKE A GANDER AT THIS.

MY VERY OWN QUEST CORPSE BOX! OR, IN THE HIGHBLOOD VERNACULAR, A QUEST COFFIN. I WAS JUST ABOUT READY TO DIE IN IT, AND IF I HAD I WAS SURE TO RISE UP AS A FULLY REALIZED ~LACK OF SPACE~.

BUT ADMITELY IT WASN'T ALL HORRORS. I WAS GRACIOUSLY AFFORDED SOME TRULY HIGH-CLASS RATIONS.

WHOEVER SELECTED THESE APPEARS TO HAVE MISTAKEN ME FOR NEPETA, THOUGH. OR SOLLUX. SERIOUSLY, HONEY AND TEA? WHO DO THEY TAKE ME FOR? SOME NAMBY-PAMBY PHALANX-RAISING WANNA-BE LEAF-JUICE CONNOISSEUR? MOTHERFUCKER PLEASE. MY DIET CONSISTS PURELY OF THE TORN OUT ENTRAILS OF MY ENEMIES, SEASONED WITH THEIR AGONIZED TEARS. *kick* FUCKING HONEY.

...WELL, OKAY, I DID EAT SOME OF THE HONEY, AND IT WAS PRETTY AWESOME FOR SOME LAME-ASS BEE-FOOD. I THINK I LEFT A HAIR INSIDE, THOUGH. EEEH, WHO CARES. MY HAIR, MY HONEY.

NOW ALL THAT'S LEFT FOR ME IS TO EXPLORE THIS WHATEVER PLACE I WAS NON-CONSENSUALLY SMUGGLED TO. I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER TRAGIC CASE OF KIDNAPPED WIGGLER SLAVERY, BUT THERE'S NO EXPLOSIVE COLLAR ON ME, SO EITHER THESE ARE SOME FUCKING INCOMPETENT SLAVERS OR SOME OTHER SORT OF FUCKERY IS AFOOT.

WHATEVER. I'VE GOT MY SICKLE, AND WHOEVER COMMITTED THE MISTAKE OF FAILING TO TAKE IT AWAY WILL SOON REGRET IT DEARLY. BECAUSE I'LL USE IT TO FUCK THEIR SHIT UP. KARKAT OUT.

(plushie made by pupukachoo, also known as pukind)

[elanorpam]

quick cheer up sketch for a friend in need of cheering up